Func_Msgboard: Drunk Thread

Posted by PuLSaR on 2005/03/28 12:29:05

All of your drunk thought should be posted here. You should not flood the GA thread while you're drunk. Just post it here.

All af your most crazy drunk posts must exist here, cause it's a drunk thread. Don't be affraid to show it.

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I Have A Headache Now

#508 posted by ijed on 2009/04/17 23:06:30

After half a bottle last night and speed eating mcdonalds.

I IS FUCKED UP

#509 posted by DaZ on 2009/04/18 03:42:09

This is drunk thrd, I said hello.

FFS shambler is always the woman in l4d

Task Scheduling Algorithm

#510 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/04/18 06:33:12

private void taskScheduler (LinkedList<Task> taskList) {
ListIterator<Task> taskItr = taskList.listIterator();
while (taskItr.hasNext()) {
Task nextTask = taskItr.next(); //look at the next task in the list
if(nextTask.canBePerformedDrunk()) {
nextTask.performTask();
getDrink(); //accomplished something! have a drink!
} else {
getDrink(); //can't do the task, so have a drink instead
}
}
getDrink(); //everything is finished; reward yourself!

I'm seriously considering implementing this task performance heuristic in my daily life.

Oh...

#511 posted by metlslime on 2009/04/18 11:08:01

i just realized, i'm drunk so this thread applies to me, too. welcome to my thread! poeple of the earth

I'm Not...

#512 posted by JPL on 2009/04/18 12:24:41

..; but this week my father in law is visiting us for 3 weeks... He likes a lot to have a beer (or ten) before the diner..
Also, we are going in Corsica for 1 week, and there food and wine are tasty :P
I think I'm gonna be drunk a lot... and I may post a lot then...
Hurrah !!

I'm Scared

#513 posted by PuLSaR on 2009/04/18 13:34:33

today we are celebrating 4 birth days together. we have 10 liters of vodka, 20 liters of wine, 30/40 persons, lots of food, guitar and forest.

good bye my mind, good bye

A Pity

#514 posted by negke on 2009/04/18 13:45:25

I would have loved to see your maps...

Oh...

#515 posted by JPL on 2009/04/18 19:00:04

...it seems the hospital will have PuLSaR visit this evening... :P

HMM

#516 posted by nonentity on 2009/04/29 02:56:05

Ben Gordon pwns j00.

That is all

Hmm

#517 posted by nonentity on 2009/04/29 10:47:51

Correction. That was posted at the end of the 3rd quarter. Apparently Pierce pwns j00 more

Farking Ell.

#518 posted by Shambler on 2009/04/29 12:35:02

Noooone those Berny's jeans are fucking WIDE, even by my standards. Going to have to go for a size down. They are sweet tho.

Also, how to the kids of today keep the bottoms from getting trodden on?? All my old ones have drawstring bottoms which are ace.

Uber Fashonable Turn-ups :P

#519 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/04/29 12:42:17

Hmm

#520 posted by nonentity on 2009/04/29 13:01:12

You let the heel wear away so the ends are kinda a U shape but hang down round the edge of your feet nicely...

Out Of Order

#521 posted by spy on 2009/04/29 14:28:13

sorry for inconvenience...

Agggg

#522 posted by Friction on 2009/04/30 22:53:13

ahjdihiof

dfjoihj

you don't even know

We Can Guess...

#523 posted by Shambler on 2009/04/30 22:55:00

<Friction> ogggggggggg
<Friction> mein gottt
<Friction> himmel, sukeltakaa
<Friction> i have to type with just one eye open or this shit wil not work
<Friction> agggg
<@Shambler> hi fric
<@Shambler> you have beer too?
<Friction> oh so many beers. (ten)
<Friction> + whisky
<Friction> christ. tomorrow will be quite terrible
<@Shambler> lol
<@Shambler> HI FRIC!!
<Friction> HLO!!!

....something like that??

Shambler, Try Growing Longer Legs

#524 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/04/30 23:07:48

On another note, birthday party tomorrow, so I'll be getting drunk tomorrow as soon as my exam is over.

So Your Drinking Now

#525 posted by DaZ on 2009/05/01 03:15:09

good man :)

Brain Cell Count Reduced By 50%

#526 posted by negke on 2009/05/01 14:49:19

You know the deal if it takes more than one Aspirin to get back on track. A successful night, others might say...

DaZ

#527 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/05/01 17:09:55

Yeah, I've been drinking for a long time. Gotta have something to help me forget about spectral graphs and eigenvalues.

Success!

#528 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/05/03 05:25:32

Party was a success: drank tons, had a blast, I remember most of it, and this morning I didn't have a hangover. What more can I ask for?

Boobies

#529 posted by Zwiffle on 2009/05/03 06:02:09

I am assuming boobies were involved, but you just neglected to mention them.

~Boobies

#530 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/05/03 07:21:40

No, those were involved two weeks ago, although the same girl was at my party last night.

Did You Have A Hangover In The Afternoon, Though?

#531 posted by mwh on 2009/05/04 03:53:56

Waking up not hungover either means you escaped, or that you're still drunk and much pain is on the way...

No Hangover At All

#532 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/05/04 19:32:38

I drank enough water before I went to bed that it wasn't an issue. /me is awesome that way

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