That clip from the departed cut out the best bit.

Oh.

Oh fucking what? CRUNCH 

the lesson is the same either way: The guy in the bar who orders the girliest drink is the guy you least wont to fuck with because he is likely just taunting you to say something.

Watch out for:

"Hey, where is my umbrella?"

"Pineapple juice in this pena colada is a little stale, doncha think?"

"Mmmmm, peppermint snaps . . ." 

guy you least wont to fuck with

Wont get what I want. 

schnapps though girlie man could mean peppermint snap cookies 

Years ago, one guy only drinking non-alcoholic beer. New guy working there takes the piss and the guy leans over the bar and picks him up by his shirt, looks at him for a bit and drops him.

Talked to the guy afterwards - he'd been inside on GBH and assault + battery charges a load of times and couldn't touch alcohol without someone ending up in hospital. 

During the new year. The cider was stronger than it tasted. Was pretty fun although the discussion tends to go a little into shouting when people are drunk. I don't really know if it would have been *that* different if people had been sober.
Nice smart people there were. 

i'm drunk again wtf?
please somebody help me frommmysekf
it's flaming here................... 

spy mix with water... before you burn for good :)

when i take to much booze i take to much water next! 

 

Talked to the guy afterwards - he'd been inside on GBH and assault + battery charges a load of times and couldn't touch alcohol without someone ending up in hospital.

Met a guy like that once, was having no place to sleep bc his gf had thrown him out. Eventually he said, umm, I just got out, and the problem is I beat up six cops and now I dunno where to go...

Wanted train money to go to Hamburg and see his mother... I was pretty broke, but for the next hour I helped him talk to people, which seemed to be a problem. None of them wanted to help, so eventually I told him to just get on the train. Never found out what happened, or how many more cops got beat up that night :-P

Was definitely a nice guy though, if a bit helpless somehow. Like a big kid.

People... O_o 

I've almost certainly got a drinking problem - why some of my posts go west.

Alcoholism's what killed my grandfather so most likely something genetic, though that no reason to just let things happen.

That's the sad thing about it all - the ones who go too far with drugs or drink or both just can't be arsed sorting it out - they're their own best enemy. 

True.

I drink very little nowadays. In the final two or three school years, me and my best buddies were perma-drunk, though. It was a posh school, which was part of the reason for that - we didn't fit in well (wore the wrong fucking sunglasses, etc).

Trinca, does having kids make you drink less? 

of course gb... u dont have time to be with your friends... this make u drink less... but when you meat then you are out of shape and get drunk real fast...hehehe 

Just dj'ed a mansion party with my mate all night, from what I remember things were going fantastic until the weed & mdma, then things got FUCKING fantastic ;)

I might sleep in a few hours Oo 

so I would never take them, but my buddy, er, BarStuck hasn't taken mdma for almost a year now. Might be ok to go back to it again. Once you've experienced something so mind-bogglingly wonderful though, it's kinda hard not to want to do it a lot. Never really felt weed improved it much though, just made me feel a bit weird, and drinking a lot with it never helped either. He said. 

... 

Barstuck! 

 

actually for me weed is the only drug that hasn't become shitty over time. It's nice and relaxing.

everything else I've tried more than once (a few things once was enough), I've done enough not only to get sick of, but to eventually find really unpleasant - shrooms, mdma, acid especially - all started great, but became complete shit over time. I have rarely done anything but drink in the last couple years too, but I think switching to weed as a mainstay would be better. 

best thing is booze...

but weed sometimes is quite fun, last time i smoked week was something like 20 years... arghhhh ;) booze something like last night... 

but it makes me claustrophobic where I have to be outside. I can't just chill and watch a flick, though driving or riding a bike especially after midnight on a long desolate highway on a warm summer night while buzzing is about the best feeling in the world. 

I mean motorized. You wont catch me alive or dead on the self propelled kind. 

Half of the people I know are, it would seem at the moment. Shitty overpriced drug which makes people turn into big-headed lying fools.
Not me. Maybe if its put infront of me I would do it, but never pay for it...... The first mistake. 

After a while drugs take it out of you - I've given up on most apart from booze, cigs and coke now.

So uh, yeah.