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As Garth Brooks would put it, you've got friends in low places (as much as I hate modern country music, Garth is pretty damn acceptable to my ear, hard to explain).
Drinking Seagrams and Cranberry juice tonight. Listening to Alanis Morrisette. 'You already won me over, in spite of me . . I preferred Alanis when she was angry. Ouch, just heard an annoying phrase from this song . . . 'friends with benefits'. Hate it, despise it, would like to bury it forever. The most insipid common expression from my own generation, and I can still recall quite vividly, a guy several years ago repeating the expression with a grin on his face as if he was the most clever motherfucker on the planet for using it, and how I felt burning him alive would have been a guilt free crime due to the lack of a soul inside that meat puppet. Megaman, you've got friends in low places, just not with benefits. There was that time I had three drinks, blacked out, and the next thing I know I'm waking up in my bed with my shorts inside out, and my shoes are on the floor covered in vomit. I'm sure plenty of exciting shenanigans occurred between 11pm and 9am the next day, but it's too bad I can't remember them. The hangover itself wasn't too bad, though.
P.S. Tronyn, I hate to say it, but it sounds like every hangover you have is the worst hangover of your life. :/ P.P.S. I still need to open that bottle of Chinchon I brought back from Spain. Who wants to come over for a drink? Drinking Seagrams and Cranberry juice tonight. Listening to Alanis Morrisette. 'You already won me over, in spite of me . . Cranberry juice? You on your period or something?? left that wide open for abuse.
I got a Zune from a friend (with benefits, te hee) for Christmas, and the music she loaded it with was from her collection. To be honest, I harmonize really well with Morrisette, and when I saw the best of collection was on the load out, I went straight away looking for 'One Hand In My Pocket' because (brace yourself) back in the day I could Karaoke the shit out of that song at a local joint like a high pitched little bitch. #398 posted by starbuck [92.237.128.247] on 2008/12/30 21:00:10
Drinking Seagrams and Cranberry juice tonight. Listening to Alanis Morrisette. 'You already won me over, in spite of me . . Cranberry juice? You on your period or something?? I was out of rocky road double chunk fudge brownie ice cream and Kleenex, so what else was I suppose to do. hi guys, I'm completely drunk at home with lots of friends of mine...
Happy new year guys !!! I hope you the best for this fucking coming year !!! And now go map !! holly fuck :| my smaller kid is sick so i had to saty at home, but beer, wine, wishky and Moet Chandon help me in this painfull hour!!!
Happy New Year Bitches!!! the lesson is the same either way: The guy in the bar who orders the girliest drink is the guy you least wont to fuck with because he is likely just taunting you to say something.
Watch out for: "Hey, where is my umbrella?" "Pineapple juice in this pena colada is a little stale, doncha think?" "Mmmmm, peppermint snaps . . Years ago, one guy only drinking non-alcoholic beer. New guy working there takes the piss and the guy leans over the bar and picks him up by his shirt, looks at him for a bit and drops him.
Talked to the guy afterwards - he'd been inside on GBH and assault + battery charges a load of times and couldn't touch alcohol without someone ending up in hospital. During the new year. The cider was stronger than it tasted. Was pretty fun although the discussion tends to go a little into shouting when people are drunk. I don't really know if it would have been *that* different if people had been sober.
Nice smart people there were. i'm drunk again wtf?
please somebody help me frommmysekf it's flaming here................... spy mix with water... before you burn for good :)
when i take to much booze i take to much water next! Talked to the guy afterwards - he'd been inside on GBH and assault + battery charges a load of times and couldn't touch alcohol without someone ending up in hospital.
Met a guy like that once, was having no place to sleep bc his gf had thrown him out. Eventually he said, umm, I just got out, and the problem is I beat up six cops and now I dunno where to go... Wanted train money to go to Hamburg and see his mother... I was pretty broke, but for the next hour I helped him talk to people, which seemed to be a problem. None of them wanted to help, so eventually I told him to just get on the train. Never found out what happened, or how many more cops got beat up that night :-P Was definitely a nice guy though, if a bit helpless somehow. Like a big kid. People... O_o I've almost certainly got a drinking problem - why some of my posts go west.
Alcoholism's what killed my grandfather so most likely something genetic, though that no reason to just let things happen. That's the sad thing about it all - the ones who go too far with drugs or drink or both just can't be arsed sorting it out - they're their own best enemy.
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