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So... 
you talked to a guy, who talked to a guy who said he was...

w00t, I smell a new urban (internet?) legend sprouting!

You heard it here first folk's!

/Someone's dog eats ice cubes 
Sorry... 
My bad, forgot to log in before posting above. 
Re #3944 Doom3 Story 
What's the date today, kids?
Its April Fool's Day. 
Not Here... 
yet. 2 mor min. 
Damn Clock 
3 MORE minutes 
Blitz 
Yes, that's what I read in most of "specialized book".. They all said that Doom3 is not yet ready at all... and no one knows clearly when it will be released...
Taking a look at the trailers, you have an overview of the game play... and it seems to be really really good !! I've also heard that some "unofficial" demo can be found... but never I found one... The mystery remains... 
WTF Brit's... 
Car kills teen mooner

A TEENAGER was run over and killed as he mooned at passing cars during a boozy night out, an inquest heard.

Student Alexander Edwards, 18, and three pals stood in the road exposing their backsides while walking to a party.

Motorist John A�Court was blinded by headlights and ploughed into the lads �like they were skittles� the coroner in Wells, Somerset was told.

He said: �I think about it every day but cannot think of anything I could have done about it.�

Police said Mr A�Court was not to blame.

Verdict: Accidental death.

I'll shut upnow 
Mr Fribbles 
is like the guy who tells the class that Santa Claus isn't real 
 
I made a shute-trap in our living room and brought his severed head to show-and-tell. 
Best April Fool Yet 
Is Blizzard and their two-headed ogres. 
Wrath 
link please. 
Nitin 
blowjob please.

seriously, what url do you think it's at? 
I Know What You Mean, RPG 
It is all too true. Sure I'll root for an ACC team like GT and Maryland when they are playing outside the division since divisional dominance makes the hometeam look even better, but Duke is just 28 miles away from Chapel Hill (which I guess explains the intensity of the rivalry), and Coach K is a class act to ever really boo while putting your heart into it (like say, for instance, Bobby Knight). 
Update At My Site: 
i going to start reviewing maps for the awesome FPS Daikatana!!

Daikatana ripped-ff the 17 people who bought it, maybe 5 or 6 years ago, [no-one can really remember] and was immediatley hailed as being...crap.

Read this pathetically bad marketing blurb that 3 guys threw together one drunken lunchtime:

"Designed by the legendary [legendary according to who, exactly?] John Romero, Daikatana is a first person perspective action, which takes the 3D shoot'em up genre into a new dimension. [the dimension of terrible and overrated garbage].

24 huge levels [filled with green frogs] that span four time periods!!!

Superior artificial intelligence [superior compared to something with the worst artifical intelligence in the world,ever], including dialogue between characters. [they wrote desparately]!!!"

So!!! i am sure there are lots and lots of "D1SP" maps out there. [hehe]

I am happy to start reviewing these maps at my site as a way to draw attention and thank "the talentless idiot with an ego the size of California" for providing [inflicting] on us this truly awful experience.

Waring: after reviewing 2 maps i may have to stop reviewing Daikatana SP maps for reasons of "actually wanting to play a good computer game". 
�ksadjf 
daikatanana! sucky game. mosquitos of steel! krkekeke!

---

seriously man, four years ago... 
Hohoho 
underworldfan makes a lame attempt to blatantly copy shambler.

That's not much of an April Fool is it.... 
Hi Shambler... 
have you really done something like this before?

i seriously dont know.

Besides i think Jon Romero is an asshole, so any excuse... 
Uwf 
Have you met the man? 
The Funny Thing Is 
i don't think Shambler was joking 
Wrath 
no. 
Uwf 
Then... what? He fucked your sister? Killed your cat? Put babies on spikes?

or...

You're an asshole. 
Hmm 
1) DKT was actually a fairly good game if you bothered to play it rather than just going along with the general sheep view of slagging it off. Yes the first episode and the buddy AI sucked, but apart from that it was nice (not great, but good) and had some cool ideas (tip, play through the last 3/4 in coop on your own).
And Romero is arguably legendary given he designed your favourite fucking game (among others), and Quake 3 showed what happened when iD lost him as a designer.

2) April Fools is a fucking retarded excuse for a "tradition" anyway. It's even more pathetic on an international medium (ie, the net) where users local time can differ by nearly an entire day (although more likely about 18 hours). 12 hours is bad enough, 30 hours of 'jokes' just makes my eyes bleed.

Now shut up and get the fuck of my internet. 
Hmm 
That should of course be;

get the fuck *off* of my internet

(and I probably should have added a 'fuck' between shut and up since I'm not sure my disdain showed through clearly enough) 
Nonentity 
your disdain is well metted on nothingness itself 
Hmm 
ok then. 
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