Australian and New Zealand style football back in the mid nineties. With its rugby-ish free form, it was enjoyable as well. 

American football is for pussies. You have shown a propensity toward Orwellian logic previously Wrath, and this is your most amazingly disjointed example.

'you cretins start jabbering about american football'

Cunninlingus in moderation, man, or else you start thinking like a woman. 

Is like listening to you all talk about women -- you have no grasp of either, so let's stick to geeky shit. kthx 

Whatever contention there is in our support of rival teams, obviously Scampie and I have a firm grasp of the sport. 

"American football is for pussies. You have shown a propensity toward Orwellian logic previously Wrath, and this is your most amazingly disjointed example."

Easy there, Billy-Bob-Tex. I was bantering about SPORTS. Or, rather more specifically, American Football. Overgrown babies schock-full of gatorade and testosterone, wearing tights and silly padding. They look positively monty python-esque. All the while screaming and carrying on, trying to be bad-ass.

People who play it and people who watch it seem to think that American Football is the manliest and toughest pass-time in the history of athletics. Which it isn't. Aussie Rules Football being the case in point.

Again, this is not politics you're getting up in arms about. It's punchies in formation.

Also, please explain to me what struck you as particularly Orwellian. Please, please do.

"Cunninlingus in moderation, man, or else you start thinking like a woman."

If scoffing at the idolization of barely concealed homo-erotic entertainment is woman-like, then I'm a happy dyke.

RPG; careful there, tiger. When I play tag, I play it with this here sock full of quarters.

Blitz;

Mr. Kettle called and asked me to tell you, you're fucking black. 

by countering the slashdot crowd, and getting them to move on elsewhere, we are doing you a favor. The little appreciation shown for our wit, metaphorical and analogeous examples, provocative social commentary and the hard work that goes into creating it borders on the criminal in its callous neglect.

Does Blitz appreciate lesbians, cunninlingus, and Ismail Reed allusions? No, Blitz you want to here about video card compatabilaty! Jesus on a Half Shell man, you are a hard one to please. 

Not political,

'I was bantering about SPORTS. Or, rather more specifically, American Football. Overgrown babies schock-full of gatorade and testosterone, wearing tights and silly padding. They look positively monty python-esque. All the while screaming and carrying on, trying to be bad-ass.'

And THAT isn't full of leftist cultural cliches meant to deride those you have an elitist attitude towards?

Orwellian in the sense of,
War = Peace,
American Football = Pussification of the Western Male

'Easy there, Billy-Bob-Tex'

I think I've proven on every occassion that I have posted here that I am a God Damn American original, and if you can't see that, step up and pucker up on my sweet Latin Ass. 

FFS. I just wanted scampie and headthump to shut the fuck up about this goddamned sport that at most five people on this board care about.

Also I will forever support wrath in whatever evil he may deal. 

If it's a play on words, it's not even witty.
If it's actually the word meaning the technical term for a male giving a female some head, your keyboard has just scored two consecutive touchdowns on you, and are now doing a tiny but clever little pantomime over there by the cheer-leaders. 

lol ur throwing a hissy-fit over some1 callin ur team 4 pansies
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/463c5922/arguing.jpg
Ahh, so classic, so relevant... 

I'd like to thank you for your continued support during my long and ardous campaign. You'll be appointed Minister of Snipe and Backstab, I assure you.

I'd also like to take this moment to echo czg's demand for clarification on this whole crowd issue. If there's a bunch of slashdot frequenters here, that's perfectly fine with me -- being as they're awfully quiet as far as crowds usually go. 

I'd like to thank everyone who's made this flamewar possible. Mostly myself. 

what other means have you shown that you are more than mere automata? Certainly not in the opinions that come out of that sorry excuse for a head you possess. 

ur gay

yes u r 

"And THAT isn't full of leftist cultural cliches meant to deride those you have an elitist attitude

towards?

Picture me, if you would be so kind, doing the most perfect double-take possible.

You're new around here, right?

Orwellian in the sense of,
War = Peace,
American Football = Pussification of the Western Male

That's not orwellian. It's a got verdamnte observation.

Now go ahead and picture that familiar courtroom from A Few Good Men. You're Tom Cruise,

I'll be Nicholson.

ME: You want to argue?
YOU: I think I'm entitled.
ME: You want to argue?
YOU: I want to use big words.
ME: You can't handle the big words!

I think I've proven on every occassion that I have posted here that I am a God Damn

American original, and if you can't see that, step up and pucker up on my sweet Latin Ass.

Oh, you've proven that. Just not the way you think you have.

what other means have you shown that you are more than mere automata? Certainly not in the opinions that come out of that sorry excuse for a head you possess.

What?

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re: scampie

The sponsors will not be forgotten. 

The Patriots will be victorious come February 1st.

Although the Panthers are a very good team, they're going up against a defense that's very good at stopping the run. The Panthers entire gameplan is focused around the run. Should the Patriots shut down the Panthers running game, that would put the Panthers in a position where they would have to pass late the game, where the Patriot secondary can really hurt teams.

The end 

I would tell you alli to fick off like bastrds you aare! Vondur is a commue ok bye 

 

 

yes 

he make the good spemap! 

Though I disagree on the outcome, that is a pretty solid observation. Though I would give Delhomme and the recievers (incidentally, Proell lives literally down the road from me).
more credit for his passing game

Wrath, I could run rhetorical rings around you the entire night if I wanted without cramping up the gray matter (or is that, grey matter, Wrathy?) but I have more important things to do, so go about your business of sucking up to the Continentals and whisper sweet nothings in their ears about how inferior you think we Americans are.

Scampie, you are evil, man, and I salute you for it! 

more drinking. 

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