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Heh 
My friend has a bet going with his cousin over that match. He put �20 on Patriots because he's into the sport, has been following the league and thinks they are the better team.

His cousin bet on Panthers because he thought their name sounded cooler. 
Mis-Nada 
Panthers! The Patriots are tools of the Political Establishment with an official endorsement from CowBoy Ra himself. The Panthers will rise up from the ashes of the NFL's compacency and sieze the ring and all the opposition will taste the dust. Just ask McNabb; Tom Brady is a preening little priss pot compared to a giant of a man like McNabb. 
 
The Pats may be tools, but they are the bright shiney tools that do it all, come with lifetime warrentys, and are perfect for any job. The Panters on the other hand are just a ragtag bunch of backyard football players who go home crying to their mother when hit. It may be fun to cheer for the underdog, but relieze this is reality and the underdogs are always the tremendous failures. 
Ha! Jim Valvano Forever! 
Do you really think Brady has a chance to execute those elaborate, precision plays he is infamous for with the Panthers defense chewing on his heals? He hasn't faced anything like them this season. The only chance New England has is if there defense is as good as the Panthers in keeping Jake DelHomme (how cool of a name is that!) from his great clutch play pass throws and keeping the offense out of field goal range.

Don't listen to Vegas; they predicted a 7 point win for the Cowboys whom the Panthers completely dominated them in the first round and have been consistently wrong through out the play-offs and it because they have become lazy and complacent and just repeat what the media says. My friend, that would not be the case if the Mob still ran that town and kept them honest.

Now for the clincher.

'It may be fun to cheer for the underdog, but relieze this is reality and the underdogs are always the tremendous failures.'

That is the same thing they said about the WolfPack in '83 before they made sports history. 
�H MY G�D! 
THE SP�RTSB�MB HAS EXPL�DED! 
Apologies, My European Friends 
but this is the weekend we Americans go nuts for, to quote that great American Homer Simpson, 'the only game that really matters, no, not that awful thing we call life, but football.' 
Err, No. 
we Americans

Please don't drag me into this. 
What RPG? 
Did your team lose earlier in the season? I don't understand . . . . 
 
HeadThump: some UNAMERICAN losers don't like football! 
He Lives On The North American Continent? 
And doesn't like football. How is that possible? I've heard the comedian Judy Gold ranting against football but she is a lesbian spouting ignorant feminist hate speach. Is RPG a lesbian? 
 
I doubt it, I think he's more of a Homo-Quake-Sexual... gets off on giant cocks in his maps. 
Rpg Owns 
i will defend him! 
No One Cares About Your Opinion UWF 
so I guess your defense won't work. 
Also ...... Er........... CZG! 
please read my review of your map and let me know what you think.

Its helpful and interesting to get some feedback on my map reviews sometimes. 
Bwuahahhahahaa! 
scampie you know i am not fooled by your transparently weak troll attempts. i thought we sorted this out once before.

go back to speedmapping! bwuhahhahahahahaha!!! =) 
I Like Football... 
...Just not the American variety. 
Scamp, We've Flushed Him Out In The Open . . . 
What is there not to like about Soccor. Throwing the ENTIRE team on the defensive position gives you incredible veritable play.

Hey! My grass is growing. I think I'll go watch it!

Unless RPG means the Canadian variety of football which is actually pretty decent. 
... 
just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more flaming gay, you cretins start jabbering about american football, the most brilliant example of the continued pussy-fication of the western male. 
Weee Let's Flame About Which Sport Is The Stupidest! ^__^ 
 
Wrath 
TAG! You're it! 
ESPN Use To Show 
Australian and New Zealand style football back in the mid nineties. With its rugby-ish free form, it was enjoyable as well. 
Yeeahhh Right 
American football is for pussies. You have shown a propensity toward Orwellian logic previously Wrath, and this is your most amazingly disjointed example.

'you cretins start jabbering about american football'

Cunninlingus in moderation, man, or else you start thinking like a woman. 
Listening To You All Talk About Sports 
Is like listening to you all talk about women -- you have no grasp of either, so let's stick to geeky shit. kthx 
Blitz The Negative Nebob 
Whatever contention there is in our support of rival teams, obviously Scampie and I have a firm grasp of the sport. 
Headthump 
"American football is for pussies. You have shown a propensity toward Orwellian logic previously Wrath, and this is your most amazingly disjointed example."

Easy there, Billy-Bob-Tex. I was bantering about SPORTS. Or, rather more specifically, American Football. Overgrown babies schock-full of gatorade and testosterone, wearing tights and silly padding. They look positively monty python-esque. All the while screaming and carrying on, trying to be bad-ass.

People who play it and people who watch it seem to think that American Football is the manliest and toughest pass-time in the history of athletics. Which it isn't. Aussie Rules Football being the case in point.

Again, this is not politics you're getting up in arms about. It's punchies in formation.

Also, please explain to me what struck you as particularly Orwellian. Please, please do.

"Cunninlingus in moderation, man, or else you start thinking like a woman."

If scoffing at the idolization of barely concealed homo-erotic entertainment is woman-like, then I'm a happy dyke.

RPG; careful there, tiger. When I play tag, I play it with this here sock full of quarters.

Blitz;

Mr. Kettle called and asked me to tell you, you're fucking black. 
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