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No No! 
Rectal Ambition.

Or is it Anal Ambition? I can't remember. 
You'll Have To Buy A Dodge Ram For That! 
That usually takes a dinner, a trip to the mall, and at least half my stash, but it is ALL worth it!

Hmm, maybe I should do Vaginal Laceration as a level. The Boss monster being an over sized Vore who after every thirty seconds screaches at the top of her lungs and plops out a fiend from her loud, flatulant vagina. Kind of like Lilith from Sumarian and Hebrew mythology. 
Texture Lock 
In radiant, if you keep tex lock on (esp. rotate lock), the scale can sometimes drift so you end up with textures scaled to 0.49983 & 0.50019 etc. Very irritating for the obsessive-minded. metlslime's way is best. Keep it off unless there is something that you particularly want to move & keep the same alignments. 
Military Service (and Beer) 
Yes. Two weeks, and now's the first weekend leave. Ah, the joys of one's very own bed!

Then again, since no one is here really bossing me around, I have no idea what to do. 
Back Door Entry? 
anal ambition > rectal ambition.

its the two A's. =) 
Looks Like Underworldfan Got The 3137 Post 
W00t 
is that good or bad?

im not entirely sure what it is signifcant about 3137? 
 
nothing... but you got it!

congrats! 
Well... 
"Anal Ambition" already exists:

http://www.toy-company.de/media/z6700003114_g.jpg

But "Rectal Ambition" yields no google matches. 
How 'bout 
Numb Anal Nimbus? At the risk of getting shot by CZG of course [;-{) oui! oui! 
Well... 
Surely one's ultimate "anal ambition" would be to have one's anus so utterly and thoroughly goat.se'd that whatever food one ate would pass straight through, thus allowing regular "recycling" and saving a fortune on supermarket bills?? 
What You're Suggesting 
is an anal version of a perpetual energy machine.
Sounds eligible for government funding to me! 
Someone 
punch me in the face, tell me I'm godawful stupid.

(posting the morning after.) 
Wrath 
What? Was she not actually a girl? 
Hey Mad Fox 
I tried sending my response back to you last night of my preliminary impressions of your map. I checked my account just a minute ago, and the e-mail I sent never got to you. There may be some server problems in my area due to an ice storm. Which is weird given the internet access is fine. 
I Think Wrath 
is talking about an access of alchohol and not the full on nasty with a tranny. Always drink a lot of water before you let yourself fall asleep when drinking, man. 
;-{> 
uhm, his access was excessive? 
Or 
Don't drink as much. Problem solved. 
Uhm... 
I never said my maps were ice-proof 
But, Vigil 
that leads to an even uglier problem, facing reality. 
MadFoz. I Tried Again 
but MSN wont push it through to you :(. If you like, I can copy and paste it here, with some additional comments I have from playing it again today, or we can try again tommorow 
Maybe The Abuse Would Be More General If 
you do this in the toppic NewQ1Bsp from this Madfoz 
Mr Thump 
Just cover your ears, close your eyes, and chant "La la la la la la! I can't hear you!" 
Lol! 
"Don't drink as much."
the single worst piece of advice I've ever read

reality sucks; we wouldn't all be playing Quake if it didn't. 
... 
I don't get hang overs. And no, she was no tranny. I swore to never do one-night stands without using a condom after the first time I did it. The angst the morning after was fucking unbearable, and now I went and did it again, after six years of not breaking my promise to myself.

Oh, and vigil, do I strike you as particularly mormon-ish? "don't drink as much..." gee wizz captain obvious, you don't say?! 
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