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Er... 
they are player models? :D 
What?! 
But they talk to me, and taunt me, and comment on my comments . . . 
Beep 
Why don't you ask the Orb,
at least for the deserter the func_info once was... 
Hmm 
He wasn't French.

That was the entire god damn problem.

He was French-Canadian, and to call him French was a deadly insult. Apparently. 
He Wasn't French. 
He was French-Canadian, and to call him French was a deadly insult.

Yeah, to the French. 
 
No, him assumine us talking about Bal was us calling him a mailbox (Buex Au Lettres or some shit), the most hideous, horrible insult you can give to a confused canadian. 
'_' 
Lately I've taken to mapping with texture lock turned off. Does that make me queer? 
No 
actually its pretty good, (at least in worldcraft) because it doesnt create every brush in a non-world-aligned-anal-sex mode. 
R.P.G 
its not gay unless the brushes touch 
I Always Map With Texture Lock Off 
otherwise 10 brushes that make up a single wall will have different alignments on each brush. I specifically turn texture lock on for moving crates or light fixtures around, then turn it off again. 
Crates! 
Yes texlock is best left off until you start moving things around and rotating etc... 
 
in worldcraft, I map with it off because you'd have to manually reset off positioned textures to 0. in radiant, I map with it on becuase I'll either want aligned to 0, which it resets to when reappling/changing textures, or aligned how I have it currently most of the time. 
RPG 
'Lately I've taken to mapping with texture lock turned off. Does that make me queer?'

What is the old saying, 'you build 100 bridges you are a bridgebuilder . . . .?' Anyway, it probably applies to mapping as well. While on the touchy subject (a big Ed McMahon 'whew-ha!') when are you going to make a sequel to Penile Devestation? A title suggestion, 'Vaginal Laceration'. 
No No! 
Rectal Ambition.

Or is it Anal Ambition? I can't remember. 
You'll Have To Buy A Dodge Ram For That! 
That usually takes a dinner, a trip to the mall, and at least half my stash, but it is ALL worth it!

Hmm, maybe I should do Vaginal Laceration as a level. The Boss monster being an over sized Vore who after every thirty seconds screaches at the top of her lungs and plops out a fiend from her loud, flatulant vagina. Kind of like Lilith from Sumarian and Hebrew mythology. 
Texture Lock 
In radiant, if you keep tex lock on (esp. rotate lock), the scale can sometimes drift so you end up with textures scaled to 0.49983 & 0.50019 etc. Very irritating for the obsessive-minded. metlslime's way is best. Keep it off unless there is something that you particularly want to move & keep the same alignments. 
Military Service (and Beer) 
Yes. Two weeks, and now's the first weekend leave. Ah, the joys of one's very own bed!

Then again, since no one is here really bossing me around, I have no idea what to do. 
Back Door Entry? 
anal ambition > rectal ambition.

its the two A's. =) 
Looks Like Underworldfan Got The 3137 Post 
W00t 
is that good or bad?

im not entirely sure what it is signifcant about 3137? 
 
nothing... but you got it!

congrats! 
Well... 
"Anal Ambition" already exists:

http://www.toy-company.de/media/z6700003114_g.jpg

But "Rectal Ambition" yields no google matches. 
How 'bout 
Numb Anal Nimbus? At the risk of getting shot by CZG of course [;-{) oui! oui! 
Well... 
Surely one's ultimate "anal ambition" would be to have one's anus so utterly and thoroughly goat.se'd that whatever food one ate would pass straight through, thus allowing regular "recycling" and saving a fortune on supermarket bills?? 
What You're Suggesting 
is an anal version of a perpetual energy machine.
Sounds eligible for government funding to me! 
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