i used to read that book all the time when i was like 3 

Monsters vs Aliens

rather nice movie, some great cgi, some stupid stuff, good jokes, not something i would let my 6 year old kids see for HEAVENS SAKE.


PS: if only this movie was japanese. it is full of just-almost-upskirt tease 

Date Movie
I was forced to watch this the other night as part of caring for a sick friend, and jesus fucking shit on a stick it is unimaginably, incomprehensibly and indescribably atrocious. I honestly didn't know it was possible to make films this bad and I am not at all happy that this film proved the depths of crass, pointless, and unutterably unamusing rubbish that films can sink to. Everyone involved in it should have been ground down and turned into dog food - budget discount dog food at that - including Alyson fucking Hannigan, this has completely ruined my crush on her. Cunts.

There aren't enough negative numbers in the world to give this film a score, but as a token gesture:

-10����������������� / 0 

epic movie
scary movie 1-6
not another teen movie
and uuuh..there is others

and they all suck 

Have you seen "Dont Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood"? (or whatever it's called):

Similar but way funnier IMHO, Wayans Bros. at their best. I mean the lead character is called Ashtray and his dad is 2 years older than him. Riiiiiiight..... 

Any friend who wants you to watch Date Movie deserves to die from Swine Flu, so you should have just let this imaginary friend of yours die a slow horrible death. 

no I havent :)

But on another note, to make you feel better about films, can I suggest There Will be Blood if you havent seen it already. Not the sort of movie I imagine you would normally watch, but coming off Date Movie, anything goes :)

Or if you dont mind slightly older stuff, The Duellists (late seventies).

and ricky, wayan bros at their "best"?? 

You need to. Please. But make sure you download/steal it.

Cinema is looking quite promising for entertainment coming up - that Terry Gilliam thing, 9, Wild Things, also 2012 looks okay for a laugh. 

Wild Things, actually not so much...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/19/parents.wild.things.are/index.html 

Yeah, Where the Wild Things Are was really bad. It was boring, because there was no point to the story. Spoiler alert, but absolutely nothing gets resolved. The kid throws a temper tantrum, and at the end gets rewarded with chocolate cake. A huge waste of time. 

... was a very big disappointment. The animation is cool, and that's about it. The plot doesn't really know what it's aiming for, there are a couple of [i]very[/i] tacky scenes, the conflict between the different characters is mostly just stupid, and the characters themselves are very forgettable. 

func_tags, they're killing me. Damn. 

and theres been mixed response to wild things, but I still want to see both. 

Useful to know. 

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
One of the worst movies I ever saw. Don't watch this crap. 

"Feast" 2005

Heh - the first thirty minutes made my GF puke for real!
Havent seent he end yet, but for a low budget Dusk till Dawn-esque gore fest, thi seems pretty entertaining :D 

and completely rediculous. Theres a bit where a moster eats a live baby. ewww 

I think I managed about the first 15 minutes of Paul Blart: Mall Cop and had to turn it off cause it was awful! 

I love how you watched a literally vomit inducing gore-fest, were compelled to watch the sequel, and endured a live baby being eaten, but Paul Blart: Mall Cop was wayyyy over the line. From the trailer, that seems believable enough. 

i believe there's a 3rd feast? or was it some other crappy horror series? :P 

Watched that too. It picks up exactly where Feast 2 leaves off (they must have made them at exactly the same time) theres a 5 minute overlap.
The third one sucks just as hard as the second one but its fucking hilarious. Theres a character in it called Jean Claude Segal.....
And it has a weird nonsensical ending. You have to watch it just for that "WTF?!?!?!?!?" factor :D 

Jean Claude Segal
that's pure win, right there. XD 

hang on, is there a plank of wood available that can do this? 

Up

Hm, I do not recommend it. After a very sad start it gets some good fun going but then soon has wasted its (low) energy and goes into unsatisfying mediocrity. Some very stupid plot things. Whatever. 

I liked up a lot, I thought it was one of the best movies I've seen in theatres in a while, and Pixar's best, with Cars being the only Pixar movie I haven't seen. I DO recommend it. And I spit on Spirit.

:P *** <---SPITTLE