Func_Msgboard: Film Thread.

Posted by Shambler on 2003/05/11 15:08:47

I thought a trio of themed threads about other entertainment media might be good. If you're not interested, please just ignore the thread and pick some threads that interest you from here: http://celephais.net/board/view_all_threads.php

Anyway, discuss films...

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Zwiffle

#3039 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/10/04 01:21:03

I want to see that. Why didn't you invite me to go with you?

#3040 posted by Zwiffle on 2009/10/04 02:29:39

Because my dad invited me for my birthday! Don't worry we can go see Capitalism: A Love Story or potentially Gentlemen Broncos.

District 9

#3041 posted by ijed on 2009/10/04 15:21:59

I liked it.

Mr. T Rocks

#3042 posted by sock on 2009/10/05 11:19:48

Saw Cloudy with a chance of meatballs in 3d at the weekend and the character Mr T does the voice for was awesome :)

Everyone needs a monkey translater device!

I Wanna See CWACOMs

#3043 posted by meTch on 2009/10/07 00:06:17

i used to read that book all the time when i was like 3

This Is Copynpasted From Irc

#3044 posted by Spirit on 2009/10/17 23:20:27

Monsters vs Aliens

rather nice movie, some great cgi, some stupid stuff, good jokes, not something i would let my 6 year old kids see for HEAVENS SAKE.

PS: if only this movie was japanese. it is full of just-almost-upskirt tease

I Wonder If Nitin Has Seen This One...

#3045 posted by Shambler on 2009/10/20 13:27:48

Date Movie
I was forced to watch this the other night as part of caring for a sick friend, and jesus fucking shit on a stick it is unimaginably, incomprehensibly and indescribably atrocious. I honestly didn't know it was possible to make films this bad and I am not at all happy that this film proved the depths of crass, pointless, and unutterably unamusing rubbish that films can sink to. Everyone involved in it should have been ground down and turned into dog food - budget discount dog food at that - including Alyson fucking Hannigan, this has completely ruined my crush on her. Cunts.

There aren't enough negative numbers in the world to give this film a score, but as a token gesture:

-10�� / 0

Then U Might Not Want To See..

#3046 posted by meTch on 2009/10/20 14:16:33

epic movie
scary movie 1-6
not another teen movie
and uuuh..there is others

and they all suck

#3047 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/10/20 14:37:37

Have you seen "Dont Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood"? (or whatever it's called):

Similar but way funnier IMHO, Wayans Bros. at their best. I mean the lead character is called Ashtray and his dad is 2 years older than him. Riiiiiiight.....

Bler

#3048 posted by Zwiffle on 2009/10/20 15:09:27

Any friend who wants you to watch Date Movie deserves to die from Swine Flu, so you should have just let this imaginary friend of yours die a slow horrible death.

Shambles

#3049 posted by nitin on 2009/10/20 15:57:15

no I havent :)

But on another note, to make you feel better about films, can I suggest There Will be Blood if you havent seen it already. Not the sort of movie I imagine you would normally watch, but coming off Date Movie, anything goes :)

Or if you dont mind slightly older stuff, The Duellists (late seventies).

and ricky, wayan bros at their "best"??

Nitin.

#3050 posted by Shambler on 2009/10/20 16:43:37

You need to. Please. But make sure you download/steal it.

Cinema is looking quite promising for entertainment coming up - that Terry Gilliam thing, 9, Wild Things, also 2012 looks okay for a laugh.

#3051 posted by JneeraZ on 2009/10/20 16:44:54

Wild Things, actually not so much...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/19/parents.wild.things.are/index.html

#3052 posted by Zwiffle on 2009/10/20 17:02:39

Yeah, Where the Wild Things Are was really bad. It was boring, because there was no point to the story. Spoiler alert, but absolutely nothing gets resolved. The kid throws a temper tantrum, and at the end gets rewarded with chocolate cake. A huge waste of time.

#3053 posted by Vigil on 2009/10/20 22:49:21

... was a very big disappointment. The animation is cool, and that's about it. The plot doesn't really know what it's aiming for, there are a couple of [i]very[/i] tacky scenes, the conflict between the different characters is mostly just stupid, and the characters themselves are very forgettable.

Ohhh

#3054 posted by Vigil on 2009/10/20 22:50:00

func_tags, they're killing me. Damn.

Have Heard That 9 Is Just Pretty Animation

#3055 posted by nitin on 2009/10/21 00:52:52

and theres been mixed response to wild things, but I still want to see both.

Hmmm.

#3056 posted by Shambler on 2009/10/22 17:50:39

Useful to know.

#3057 posted by Spirit on 2009/10/24 14:28:43

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
One of the worst movies I ever saw. Don't watch this crap.

OK Watching Some Crappy Movie Called

#3058 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/10/25 19:18:00

"Feast" 2005

Heh - the first thirty minutes made my GF puke for real!
Havent seent he end yet, but for a low budget Dusk till Dawn-esque gore fest, thi seems pretty entertaining :D

OK Well Feast 2 Was Less Good

#3059 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/10/26 12:19:07

and completely rediculous. Theres a bit where a moster eats a live baby. ewww

Also Spirit

#3060 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/10/26 12:20:07

I think I managed about the first 15 minutes of Paul Blart: Mall Cop and had to turn it off cause it was awful!

#3061 posted by starbuck on 2009/10/31 04:18:25

I love how you watched a literally vomit inducing gore-fest, were compelled to watch the sequel, and endured a live baby being eaten, but Paul Blart: Mall Cop was wayyyy over the line. From the trailer, that seems believable enough.

#3062 posted by necros on 2009/10/31 04:31:51

i believe there's a 3rd feast? or was it some other crappy horror series? :P

Yeah Theres A Third Feast

#3063 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/10/31 17:07:01

Watched that too. It picks up exactly where Feast 2 leaves off (they must have made them at exactly the same time) theres a 5 minute overlap.
The third one sucks just as hard as the second one but its fucking hilarious. Theres a character in it called Jean Claude Segal.....
And it has a weird nonsensical ending. You have to watch it just for that "WTF?!?!?!?!?" factor :D

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