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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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Nice Videos

#25104 posted by SleepwalkR on 2015/01/22 19:33:17

Also, "gib sounds" as in, djibb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJzbE8wz1Wo&t=6m20s

Eat it, Dazers / Dranners / Danzers / Dranz.

Ah Fuck Me

#25105 posted by SleepwalkR on 2015/01/22 19:36:56

nevermind

#25106 posted by JneeraZ on 2015/01/22 19:39:21

JIB. Eat it, haters. :P

I've Been Saying JIB For Yeasr

#25107 posted by DaZ on 2015/01/22 19:41:47

Get wrecked world!

Yeah I Was Confused

#25108 posted by SleepwalkR on 2015/01/22 20:12:42

But.

#25109 posted by Shambler on 2015/01/22 21:20:30

it is still Gib, you cocksniffers.

#25110 posted by quaketree on 2015/01/22 21:24:41

Look at you guys getting a "Nautical" and stuff.

[popeye]I like the cut of you'se guy's jibs...[/popeye]

#25111 posted by FifthElephant on 2015/01/22 21:30:20

Don't listen to Daz, he can't even pronounce WAD correctly.

#25112 posted by JneeraZ on 2015/01/22 21:33:51

Who would be authoritative on that if not Romero?

#25113 posted by FifthElephant on 2015/01/22 21:35:11

A butcher...?

So...

#25114 posted by Shambler on 2015/01/23 13:28:11

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30937492

Sleepy, MFX, Spirit, Negke, etc - you guys PSYCHED FOR THIS?

#25115 posted by Lunaran on 2015/01/23 17:19:36

those who choose to sit are often referred to as a "Sitzpinkler"

I learned three german words today!

#25116 posted by anonymous user on 2015/01/23 18:14:42

Etchin patterns in the marble with piss is the shit.

#25117 posted by metlslime on 2015/01/23 18:15:35

seems like a bad material choice for a bathroom floor if it is damaged by contact with urine.

#25118 posted by quaketree on 2015/01/23 18:38:15

In my opinion marble is a bad material choice for anything horizontal (including a table top), it's highly susceptible to any acids and oils no matter how tiny the rise in ph is, including your own sweat. Vertical (and horizontal if you're stuck with it) marble surfaces should be sealed with a special marble or stone sealant (multiple coats).

To get rid of a stain make a paste made out of flour, water and a cleaning product intended for stone (consistency of toothpaste), smear it on and let it fully dry (at least 18-24 hours) then scrape it off. The paste "Should" draw out any oils from the very porous stone. You may need to repeat for the more stubborn stains.

If you want to go with the natural stone look use granite or use some man made material that looks like stone instead. The latest stuff looks fine and is much easier to maintain as well as costing less in general.

(end voice of experience)

This Discussion

#25119 posted by Zwiffle on 2015/01/23 18:51:22

Makes it nearly impossible to believe some of the pristine marble textures in Doom =/

#25120 posted by Lunaran on 2015/01/23 22:02:26

i too find it harder and harder with every passing year to believe doom was real

It's Still Real To Me Damn It

#25121 posted by Blitz on 2015/01/24 02:19:50

http://youtu.be/BvTNyKIGXiI

One Of The Last Liberties A Man Has Left In The Modern World Is SAVED

#25122 posted by negke on 2015/01/24 09:55:19

The right to piss all over stuff! Splish sploosh, on the bathroom floor, the sink, the towels, the goddamn deo blocks, czg's beard, running down the man tits!

Very Stimulating Discussion About An E4rmx

#25123 posted by oh, that person on 2015/01/24 23:54:57

With scar3crow and sock: https://twitter.com/SimsOCallaghan/status/559063777908633601

"stimulating"

#25124 posted by SleepwalkR on 2015/01/25 00:32:16

Yes.

#25125 posted by oh, that person on 2015/01/25 00:34:15

It makes my brain jizz.

#25126 posted by necros on 2015/01/25 02:19:52

ehhh... a twitter conversation is just an endless stream of one-liners. boring.

^ 80 Characters

#25127 posted by Lunaran on 2015/01/25 03:40:14

Making Your Game "juicy"

#25128 posted by FifthElephant on 2015/01/25 15:12:17

http://www.gdcvault.com/play/1016487/Juice-It-or-Lose

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