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#24263 posted by Spirit on 2014/04/19 13:38:45

Someone please hide some eggs in id1 maps.

#24264 posted by Spirit on 2014/04/19 13:41:58

I mean actual eggs, so one can search around and collect them all. If you need suggestions for places to hide in, contact me. :)

#24265 posted by necros on 2014/04/19 18:22:08

what? o_O

#24266 posted by Spirit on 2014/04/19 19:10:23

like e1m1red but with eggs in really hard to find places

Your Mom

#24267 posted by quaketree on 2014/04/19 19:39:10

Has eggs in really easy to find places...

And when I say that I mean that she puts out... a lot.

And when I say "Puts out" I mean that she really, really likes to have sex with a lot of men, and women, and animals, and plastic toys.

Or not...

Oh Snap

#24268 posted by - on 2014/04/19 19:53:43

You Seem To Like Insults But They Don't Seem To Like You Back

#24269 posted by Spirit on 2014/04/19 20:25:54

Just Like You & Women

#24270 posted by SleepwalkR on 2014/04/19 20:59:32

#24271 posted by mfx on 2014/04/19 21:03:39

All This #rekt ITT

#24272 posted by oh, that person on 2014/04/19 21:08:06

2rekt4dem

#24273 posted by Spirit on 2014/04/19 21:17:05

Insults?

#24274 posted by quaketree on 2014/04/19 23:29:14

I've been insulted by the best... or at least they tried. I have too much of a thick skin and a sense of humor to match so pretty much everything rolls off of my back like water off of a duck.

Now then, back to your mom... Yet again, as usual.

Spirit

#24275 posted by ijed on 2014/04/20 01:18:30

Your hidden zombie is called Frank, right?

I was thinking to hide him in my current map.

And, of course, your mother said it was a great idea. She gave me a lovely cup of tea and a biscuit.

Spirit

#24276 posted by quaketree on 2014/04/20 06:37:04

And, of course, your mother said it was a great idea. She gave me a lovely cup of tea and a biscuit.

And when he says "Cup of tea" he means that she "Cupped" something else and "Biscuit" is code for... well, you know.

Sorry Spirit, you do know that I'm kidding right? But lets face it, if all moms in general didn't like to get banged, a lot, (sorry I couldn't resist) you probably wouldn't be here and neither would I for that matter.

I'll stop with the your mom is a slutty whore jokes though. I don't want to overplay it.

Too Late

#24277 posted by SleepwalkR on 2014/04/20 08:39:15

#24278 posted by Spirit on 2014/04/20 10:15:52

ijed: Wolfgang. :)

#24279 posted by RickyT33 on 2014/04/20 17:20:57

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PioR66L8Hq0

#24280 posted by mfx on 2014/04/20 19:39:10

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=649167158489591&set=pb.154898074583171.-2207520000.1397833374.&type=1&theater

#24281 posted by necros on 2014/04/20 22:33:25

does anyone here use mechanical keyboards? internets tell me there's just das keyboard, a couple of razers, a couple of steel series and someone is still selling the original ibm keyboards (but with usb i guess).

any other full size (num pad, all function keys, normal placement of arrows + pageup/down ins/del etc...) mechanical keyboards?

my favourite keyboard of all time would probably be the apple extended keyboard oddly enough.

I Use A Das Keyboard Ultimate S.

#24282 posted by FifthElephant on 2014/04/20 23:04:17

Best keyboard I have ever bought.

If it wasn't for the keyboards at work I would never use a membrane keyboard ever again.

Light The Jago Signal

#24283 posted by Friction on 2014/04/20 23:36:40

Seriously tho, Filco Majestouch is p.nice.

#24284 posted by Spiney on 2014/04/20 23:40:42

I prefer mechanical laptop style keys myself.
Minimum required force, maximum clicking feel.
I know some people prefer their keys to be 'stiff' and require to be pushed in deeply but I can't stand it personally.
Least fav would probably be the pebble trend.
Sadly, it does look pretty.

If anyone has any recommendations for me...
I'm looking into switching away from my $5 membrane keyboard.

Correction

#24285 posted by Spiney on 2014/04/20 23:50:18

Actually, they're 'scissor' switches, not mechanical...

Necros

#24286 posted by SleepwalkR on 2014/04/21 02:23:38

I have a Filco Majestouch Tenkeyless with Cherry MX brown switches. Das Keyboard is very good also, but I like Tenkeyless.

#24287 posted by necros on 2014/04/21 03:20:00

Interesting, you guys never use the numpad then? I like it for rapid number entry which is much harder with the top row number keys.

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