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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUNARAN!!!

#24227 posted by - on 2014/04/07 11:11:50

Func_ Feature Request:

#24228 posted by starbuck on 2014/04/07 15:50:51

let users enter DoB and when it's their birthday put a party hat on their username.

priority: high

Shouldn't That Be

#24229 posted by ijed on 2014/04/07 17:26:30

'showstopper' ?

#24230 posted by Lunaran on 2014/04/08 02:39:51

Scampie, you are the mom-on-facebook of the online games space.

"Who the fuck voted a +1 on my steam account? Ah. Scampie. Scampie did."

#24231 posted by - on 2014/04/08 09:22:07

I posted a fish emoticon on your comments. That was not intended as a vote of any kind.

Also, I don't post incorrectly used macro images that are now called memes about my slightly racist/nationalistic/religious opinions that have little to no truth or bearing on reality... so I reject that I am like mom, or any other relative, on facebook.

I just like to bug people. Hell, I think 99% of the reason I got a twitter account is to troll Daz.

What's The Other 1%?

#24232 posted by SleepwalkR on 2014/04/08 12:00:23

Telling Me To GTFO

#24233 posted by oh, that person on 2014/04/08 13:50:30

And "get rekt"

SleepwalkR

#24234 posted by - on 2014/04/08 21:07:02

0.5% Stalk game dev friends and 0.5% to post about my cat.

#24235 posted by RickyT33 on 2014/04/08 22:04:11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S73swRzxs8Y

All Of These Just Show

#24236 posted by SleepwalkR on 2014/04/08 22:58:35

how bad an actor Cage is in most of his movies. There are some exceptions when he's great though (Lord of War, Vegas, Weather Man).

There Are Many Exceptions.

#24237 posted by Drew on 2014/04/08 23:41:38

Adaptation, Matchstick Men, Wild at Heart, Raising Arizona ...the last 2 arguably border the camp line that Cage practically inhabits.... for that matter those are some of the best. Like Kiss of the vampire, and Bad Lieutenant? They're amazing!

There Are Many Exceptions.

#24238 posted by Drew on 2014/04/08 23:41:38

No-one Disses Cage

#24239 posted by FifthElephant on 2014/04/08 23:42:06

So take it back!!

Fuck

#24240 posted by Drew on 2014/04/08 23:42:17

Might as well make the most of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90

I'll Accept Adaptation

#24241 posted by SleepwalkR on 2014/04/08 23:48:16

Matchstick Men is a good movie, but his performance is not outstanding IMO. I can't remember Wild at Heart and haven't seen Raising Arizona. Also I'm not saying that all movies he's in are bad. Just his acting.

I Disagree!

#24242 posted by FifthElephant on 2014/04/09 00:04:17

He should have clearly been awarded an oscar for his incredible performance in Vampire's Kiss.

Cage

#24243 posted by Spiney on 2014/04/09 15:33:34

Is the devil's tits!

#24244 posted by Lunaran on 2014/04/10 04:34:54

Bad Lieutenant

God, this movie made me so happy.

Necronomithong

#24245 posted by RickyT33 on 2014/04/10 14:27:14

http://magickbob.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/scaled_full_66150d84829ddeb1652f.jpg

http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/aug13/evil-dead-bikini-1.jpg

Tardigrades

#24246 posted by Not yet registered on 2014/04/11 19:13:13

Another entry into the file of things of real live creatures that almost look like Quake monsters. Tardigrades. It's the face or mouth or whatever thing that really makes it for me.

http://tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com/2014/03/19/5-reasons-why-the-tardigrade-is-natures-toughest-animal/

Awesome Little Critter

#24247 posted by ijed on 2014/04/11 20:59:13

Tardigrade

#24248 posted by Kinn on 2014/04/11 23:24:18

For a wierd invertebrate, so far removed from anything else on the evolutionary tree, I'm tickled at how mammalian its cute little legs and hands look, and its whole way of moving really - if you ignore the minor detail of it having six legs.

#24249 posted by Joel B on 2014/04/11 23:58:41

Or even eight!

Although I think some of that cuteness is inherited from it having the name "water bear"... if it was a "slime creeper" it might seem less cuddly.

Form Follows Function

#24250 posted by ijed on 2014/04/12 00:00:25

And the name follows both.

A proper size one punching through fragile humans with its extending mouth would be cool. As long as you had a shotgun / chainsaw combo.

Dat Feel

#24251 posted by FifthElephant on 2014/04/12 14:09:31

when you compile your map for the first time and there are no leaks.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UgXlT7xbLOw/T8o48HP6jtI/AAAAAAAABP0/9BNFJS7lilk/s1600/jizz-in-my-pants-andy-samberg1.jpg

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