Could someone nicely shop some Quake monsters over the enemies in a 500x375 version (scaled/cropped, whatever) of http://www.gioteck.com/wp-content/uploads/media/2012/11/cod-black-ops-2-preview-0.jpg or a similar for me in the next few hours? I need it for something totally funny. 

Using questionable fan models is encouraged! 

 

It's been my professional life for about 10 years so I guess I must see something in it :-) I've mostly avoided web dev stuff though. What are you trying to do? 

it's a school project for an actual client who wants us to create a dynamic website. i'm in a group so we'll probably just go php or asp/c# but i was just looking for opinions on other stuff. 

Python is more of a real programming language than PHP so if there is going to be, well, real programming involved then it would be better IMHO. But if it's just getting some crap from the database and mashing it into an HTML page, PHP is probably faster to get going. I don't know anything much about asp/c#. C# is also a real programming language of course, but probably one that requires a bunch more typing than Python :-) 

i've used django a tiny bit, seems solid. Plus the general opinion seems to be it's comparable to Rails, which I've used a lot and enjoyed. 

This Youtube video is a year old, so maybe you've seen it already. It was new to me. It's 55 seconds long and titled 'Undead Scrag.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-NK0koMBkU 

maybe an engine issue? Kinda scary, dead gibs looking in your direction! 

I was coding up a new type of zombie and left the head alive in a similar way, except it chased the player and was able to bite them.

It couldn't be killed because it was dead...

It made me laugh so I coded up zombie splitting - a lucky shot would split the zombies torso from its legs, and the upper half would run on its palms after the player and do small leap attacks.

Good times. 

I believe it was a known bug to id and is why the scrag green goo attacks checks if it has health before creating the projectile. 

I'm 15 now! 

 

 

from me to you! 

 

I would stop again. 

Cracking one off into my sock every evening after school whilst watching Neighbours in my room - on a good day I'd catch a split-second of Brooke Satchwell tit wobble and I'd be dropping yoghurt for a week.

Those were the days... 

Holy Baader Meinhof, I just watched a recent Graham Norton show episode featuring Cameron Diaz in a nothing of a skirt and they talked about Neighbors. 

Worst phrase ever. 

So, did that lady ever wear anything else than blue bikinis, because that's all there is on youtube :-P 

http://de.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Baader-Meinhof 

after that blue bikini scene you can't actually remember anything else tbh.

Neighbours was more-or-less kids tv and that scene alone got an entire generation of us through puberty I tell you. 

Try these;

https://www.google.cl/search?q=brooke+satchwell&rlz=1C1ASUC_enCL575CL575&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=uLNBU5KqLJWksQT_1YDYCA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=933

http://www.alibaba.com/premium/socks.html?uptime=20131202&ptsid=1012000052399346&crea=30491134734&plac=&netw=g&device=c&ptscode=0110202010010001