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Huh 
that'd be crysis2. shows how much i care. ^_^; 
On The Plus Side 
it's not like anyone owns a computer that can even run Crysis2. 
 
Crysis 2 will probably have lower requirements than Crysis 1... it has to fit onto an xbox 360 doesn't it. 
I Feel Sorry For Them 
really :( 
Portal 2 <3 
Shwing! 
Glad I Watched Until The End 
Thanks, Bal. 
 
oh yeah... reminds me i forgot to upload the "Companion Cube" func_ header last night. 
I Wonder 
how much unrequested stuff fuck@you.com gets. 
RickyT23 
Cool - I can just see the headlines now: "Bethesda In Competent Character Art Shocker!!"

Seriously though, the stills look awesome but I hope they've hired decent animators this time. 
 
Elder Scrolls. Now with 100% more wench. 
Spirit Is This Your Idea Of A Joke? 
I can't even boot into the BIOS now. This is your fault somehow I just know it!

Welp! Looks like I get to buy a new computer a few months early... 
Fuck You 
 
PS Jago Feel Free To Post Some Choice Hardware Here 
Need SSD, GPU, CPU, and mobo. Sandy bridge. 
Attn Spirit 
spirit it is really hard to type angry messages to you on my shitty phone. 
&#10084;&#10084;&#10084; 
do you want my mobile number we could have erotic conversation over wireless communication technology.

you should get an android phone because the OS is open source, using func on it is a bliss. 
CZG. 
Buy from Overclockers.co.uk, so you can join Cardo and I in having 1337 overclocked gaming pcs.....that don't fucking start up. 
Haha 
You know if ur not taking the piss completely, you can just do a reset cmos on your motherboards(s).
Take the side off (!) and look for a jumper (2-3 small pins next to eachother) with the words (or similar shorthand) "reset cmos". Get a screwdriver. Turn your PSU off (or just turn the computer off) touch both pins simultaneously with the end of the screwdriver (effectively bridging them) and turn your computer on again (whilst still bridging the jumper). Computer will come on, make a noise (like the sound of a computer coming on) and then you should turn it off again.

If you have a nice motherboard then their is likely a button or something instead. If you know what model your mobo is then you can download a manual!

Sounds like your overclocked PC wont POST. Haha! Resetting CMOS will remove the overclock, and your computer will work again (it is possible but unlikely that some RAM is fried or worse I spose).

Do any of the people who use this forum actually know how to build a PC? Its so much fucking better that way, you will never know until you try.

CZG buy a P67 motherboard and a Core i5-2500K or an i7-2600K. They are the only two CPU's which have any real value for money at the moment. Unfortunately there was a supposed hiccup with the P67 chipset which will cause 5-15% of boards to have SATA2 ports which will degrade in 3 years. All the P67 boards come with 2xSATA3 ports which are fine. You can use the SATA2 ports for DVD drives pretty safely. And you can buy a SATA controller card for fuck all moneys, so it doesn't matter. If you are patient you will wait until April when the fixed p67 boards hit the shelves. Unlike me who just bought an MSI P67A-GD65, which has 4xSATA2 and 4xSATA3. :)
Get an NVidia GTX 560 Ti.
Get a Crucial SSD.
Get a fucking big widescreen TV..... 
 
Turn your PSU off (or just turn the computer off) touch both pins simultaneously with the end of the screwdriver (effectively bridging them) and turn your computer on again (whilst still bridging the jumper). Computer will come on, make a noise (like the sound of a computer coming on) and then you should turn it off again.

hm, the process for resetting the cmos is not the same on my motherboard. you just have to turn the machine off and short the pins and then turn it back on. i don't know what happens if you short the pins out when the machine is on.

might be worth checking for your specific motherboard? 
It Is Possible That 
I am wrong you know. :D 
Oh Lovely 
You can't even buy a P67 mobo from my local webhallen now because of the recall thing.

Argh Fuck Worst Birthday Ever. 
I Have No Problem Finding Them Here In The UK 
aria.co.uk

scan.co.uk

overlcockers.co.uk 
I Am Literally Going To Be Without A Computer For At Least A Month 
I will use this thread as IRC instead and post gross pics and call Spirit out on his open sores shittyness. 
Czg 
calm down please 
Please Use Google To Find A Picture Of A Woman Shitting On A Kitten. 
Thanks! 
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