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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

Talk about anything in here. If you've got something newsworthy, please submit it as news. If it seems borderline, submit it anyway and a mod will either approve it or move the post back to this thread.

News submissions: https://celephais.net/board/submit_news.php

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And Also Pushplay

#1858 posted by underworldfan on 2003/08/23 16:22:38

your Coagula Map still roxors!
=)

I'm In A Very Weird Mood.

#1859 posted by wrath on 2003/08/23 18:36:25

I've got a craving for violence. I wanna see the most disgusting porn ever made. I want midgets taking dumps in the mouth of a voloptous blonde. I want animals, car batteries and home appliances. I want to see red hot fire-pokers showed up orifices I've never even heard of!

I'm available as a personal life coach by the way...

You Also Need To See A

#1860 posted by Abyss on 2003/08/23 18:44:31

spelling teacher

voloptous ??
showed ??

;)

You Try

#1861 posted by wrath on 2003/08/23 19:11:36

doing it one handed...

:P

Erm

#1862 posted by underworldfan on 2003/08/23 19:20:49

where do the car batteries "fit in"?

maybe i shouldnt ask.

UWF

#1863 posted by Kell on 2003/08/23 19:29:04

They don't 'fit' anywhere - it's the voltage that matters...

UWF

#1864 posted by Abyss on 2003/08/23 19:29:30

You obviously haven't seen Wrath touching his toes then ?

Hey

#1865 posted by wrath on 2003/08/23 19:31:40

have perversions, will travel.

UWF

#1866 posted by Abyss on 2003/08/23 19:34:15

You obviously haven't seen Wrath touching his toes then ?

Hmm Delayed Double Post

#1867 posted by Abyss on 2003/08/23 19:39:18

The results of visioning wrath touching his toes ............

Never press the F5 key, or, have the above mentioned vision

Sent Wraith A Sick One...

#1868 posted by quaketree on 2003/08/24 02:07:05

Hope he likes it.

Orthidontia at its worst...

Ren And Stimpyisim (kinda)

#1869 posted by quaketree on 2003/08/24 02:09:39

HAPPY, HAPPY, PORN, PORN...

(Pool night went poorly...)
(for me anyway)

Not To Spam The Board But...

#1870 posted by quaketree on 2003/08/24 02:18:14

From the doomsday site...

Version 1.7.12 enters feature-freeze. No new features will be added (only fixes to existing stuff). It'll take a few days to sort out the D3D renderer, but then it's time for the release. If you're into beta testing, this is the time to start torturing the snapshot. :-)

http://www.doomsdayhq.com

Just cut and paste it, I ain't gonna tag it!

/me goes away now

Quaketree:

#1871 posted by metlslime on 2003/08/24 04:50:48

Luckily, your laziness cancelled out your ignorance: if you had tagged it, we would have had to cut and paste it.

Sorry...

#1872 posted by quaketree on 2003/08/24 05:24:36

was thinking q-map style

Quaketree

#1873 posted by wrath on 2003/08/24 08:15:41

gracias.
I liked the jaw-contraption. is that candle wax? the judges would also have awarded points for crude oil.

I wonder if there's such a thing as guerilla porn...

Wrath

#1874 posted by cyBeAr on 2003/08/24 09:59:14

exhaustpipes not enough to keep you happy anymore?

Metlslime

#1875 posted by nitin on 2003/08/24 10:37:21

I'm having trouble with the board loading up really slowly last day or so?

Cyb

#1876 posted by wrath on 2003/08/24 10:47:01

one gets bored, one gets numb - one craves electro magneto-erotica...

6 New Q3 Skyboxes

#1877 posted by Kell on 2003/08/24 11:57:07

I've updated my site with 6 new Q3 format skyboxes, available in both jpg and tga.

http://www.signsofkoth.co.uk

The full compilation pack containing all 36 of my skyboxes to date is available directly from here:
http://www.signsofkoth.co.uk/skyboxes-kothic.zip
And for those who already have that, the 6 new skies plus 4 older mediterranean ones are available in a smaller update pack here:
http://www.signsofkoth.co.uk/skyboxes-kothic-aug-update.zip

Board Loading Slow

#1878 posted by Abyss on 2003/08/24 16:04:01

Same here, over the last couple of days, sometimes it just wont load, you got to keep refreshing.

Mine Is Fine But

#1879 posted by aguirRe on 2003/08/24 16:44:07

have you seen where the old QMap (http://www.qmap.org) has gone? Is this the final fate of all abandoned sites?

Don't Links Work Anymore?

#1880 posted by aguirRe on 2003/08/24 16:46:52

Yes, AguiRe

#1881 posted by R.P.G. on 2003/08/24 17:18:22

I noticed that a few months ago. Hopefully when Peej gets back on his feet he'll be able to resurrect it.

Also, the would have worked if you had typed it like this: ( http://www.qmap.org )

And, I haven't noticed any slowdowns with this site in particular, but it seems like I've been having trouble with sites in general. Perhaps it is related to the influx of virii/worms that we have seen lately.

Weird...

#1882 posted by metlslime on 2003/08/24 17:58:37

it doesn't load slowly for me at all. Must be related to traffic in your area or something.

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