... you should go to mental institute, you dam pervert... 

I don't judge you Zwiffle. 

If a dog pissed on you, would you kick it?

I did, and every stinking hippie within 20 metres was staring at me with hate. 

If a dog pissed on you, would you kick it?

Obvious answer: it depends of the dog.... that's what makes the difference between a chiuahuah and a pitt-bull ;) 

In a country that still has rabies, but I was wearing jeans - reasonably bite proof. 

If he could?

Dude this is a good thread! 

I find dogs pretty invasive in general.

as for morality I am generally convinced by Sam Harris's arguments that it can or will eventually be factually and scientifically established. 

Morality is evolutionarily explained as a(paraphrasing) "What's good for the whole is good for me" strategy, seeing as we're social creatures and cannot (although rarely we do) survive on our own. At the very least we cannot thrive on our own. Thus, what helps the whole of society in general helps the individual, and that's where these feelings of morality are rooted from. 

... it does not explain why you are so perverted... 

you use the pictures of your nude 6-10 year-old-self to masturbate to. Morally wrong or morally ambiguous?

Depends on what gets you off about those pictures. Is it the fact that it's you, or would pics of other 6-10-year-olds do the trick? If the former, you're very odd, but not necessarily dysfunctional. If the latter, you have serious problems and should seek help.

Is it right for a man to perform fellatio on himself if he could?

Some can. The internet is an interesting place. Is it right? Depends on whether he wants to, or he's being forced at gunpoint, I suppose.

I think it was the late, great George Carlin who said, "If I could reach, I'd never leave the house." 

Going to watch some of his standup on youtube as tribute. 

What do you mean "He's Dead?"

I hope you're not serious =/ 

I couldn't be more out of touch if I was on the moon. And that was before I left the northern hemisphere.

I only found out about him a few weeks ok.

And just recently TED.

I'm a hermit with some alcohol thrown in. 

A litre of beer and a glass of Fiddich so far.

. . .

And we're about to release demo2. 

well Bill Hicks said "if men could suck their own cocks then ladies, you'd be here alone, staring at an empty stage."

RIP, what a hilarious genius. Carlin too, not quite as much but overall yeah. 

Pft Carlin came up with the idea of getting rid of the game of golf and turning every single golf course into giant shelters for homeless people or otherwise doing something productive with such wasted land because golf is for rich white men who can afford to waste time, money and space all at the same time. 

its funny because its true 

only I just can't think of anything that would really advance the discussion.