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Hmm 
Also, I feel you may have been reading it 90 degrees wrong. You were clearly destined for a Nigel ;p 
Erratum 
remapped to a linear stripe

Plane. A sphere with a single point removed is equivalent to a plane.

FYI, a topologist is someone who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a donut. (If you laughed, it probably means you didn't get it.) 
I Groaned... Does That Count? 
 
Groanage 
Groanage probably indicates the intended understanding of coffee cup and donut. 
I Don't Get It At All 
And don't want to read wikipedia just now.

RPG - map in the works? 
If Not 
It's all good.

Apart from now I need to know what's the difference between a donut and coffee cup - non-topologically speaking. 
Gurange 
man has discovered the surface of a sphere with the peel of an orange.

today I learned that the speed of a planet is inversely proportional to its distance to the sun

Also that squares of the orbital periods are proportional to the third powers of the distances.

Kepler loved oranges though he ended up with eggs. 
<-- Evening Coffee Cup 
Non-topologically, the difference between a coffee cup and a donut is that one is used for drinking illicit beverages in the morning while recovering from your indulgence of illicit beverages the night before, and the other is a donut.

Topologically speaking, they both have the same number of holes.

(See? The technical definition is much simpler.)

Also, talk to metlslime about the map. 
 
Yeah, but a donut hole has no holes, how do you explain THAT????!?!?! 
 
But is there a conformal map from the donut to the coffee cup? 
Technically 
a cup doesn't have a hole... unless it's become unfit for containing liquid. 
Technically 
a sock with no holes is worse than a sock with two holes. 
 
true, the feats need to breath 
Technically 
I wish I'd never started this 
I Prefer Boston Creme Myself. 
 
 
Are we talking about holes and why was czg not involved? 
Ceezeegee <3 
Because, like scampie hinted at, unless they became unfit for containing sausage, he has none. 
 
a sock with no holes is worse than a sock with two holes.

...how does sock feel about that? Sock, rebuttal? 
Two Holes.. 
... is better than no holes.. At least there's a place for a friend ;) 
TF2 Style... 
OMG Hi RPG And Frib 
Guess I haven't been in here for a while... 
<- Wooly 
How does one put on a sock with no holes? 
Well 
czg linked an interesting video about how to turn a sphere inside out without cutting a hole in the fabric, so I imagine something like the way they did that.

Of course, they DID use imaginary material that was allowed to move through itself. 
Simple 
Make sure the spiky ball is floating through it when you jump in the teleport. 
Re: Tf2 
tf = terrafusion, damnit. stop confusing me! 
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