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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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#17090 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/07/13 16:14:33

26 y/o wo,an

.... from the plant Ooooerorr,pynn#, and the star system kuhr't,oor@

/me leaves it Wiiiiiide open for damages

#17091 posted by Zwiffle on 2009/07/13 16:42:15

/me leaves it Wiiiiiide open for damages

That's what she said!

Glad

#17092 posted by madfox on 2009/07/13 17:58:12

I found a dictionary to discover chives.

Congrats Ricky, And

#17093 posted by biff_debris. on 2009/07/14 02:13:29

WTF was that RPG?

#17094 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/07/14 02:29:12

WTF was what?

I'm With BIFF

#17095 posted by Mr Fribbles on 2009/07/14 07:05:07

What?

Re: Wtf

#17096 posted by necros on 2009/07/14 10:24:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rYhRqf757I maybe?

Huzzah For Captain Picard...

#17097 posted by JPL on 2009/07/14 14:46:22

... he is french :)

Hmm

#17098 posted by nonentity on 2009/07/14 17:07:17

Gratz Ricky :D

Even if she is called Sandra... ;p

#17099 posted by JneeraZ on 2009/07/14 17:08:34

Hey, my wife's name is Sandra! :)

#17100 posted by Trinca on 2009/07/14 17:11:18

Sandra is a latin name!!!

we have lots of Sandra�s at Portugal :)

but my wife�s name is C�lia :)

RoFL

#17101 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/07/14 17:20:40

I remember as a child at the age of about 6 being told in the school mplayground that if you took the skin off an orange and threw it ove your shoulder it would give the initial of the person you would marry. Strangely more than often it will give you an "S".

Willem - obviously got good taste in women :D

Trinca - funnily enough Sandra is Portuguese

NNTT - thanks ;)

Hmm

#17102 posted by nonentity on 2009/07/14 17:30:13

The outside of a sphere remapped to a linear stripe has a tendency to form a wave when flattened?

Never!

Hmm

#17103 posted by nonentity on 2009/07/14 17:30:59

Also, I feel you may have been reading it 90 degrees wrong. You were clearly destined for a Nigel ;p

Erratum

#17104 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/07/15 01:54:16

remapped to a linear stripe

Plane. A sphere with a single point removed is equivalent to a plane.

FYI, a topologist is someone who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a donut. (If you laughed, it probably means you didn't get it.)

I Groaned... Does That Count?

#17105 posted by metlslime on 2009/07/15 01:56:16

Groanage

#17106 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/07/15 02:21:04

Groanage probably indicates the intended understanding of coffee cup and donut.

I Don't Get It At All

#17107 posted by ijed on 2009/07/15 03:29:07

And don't want to read wikipedia just now.

RPG - map in the works?

If Not

#17108 posted by ijed on 2009/07/15 03:35:47

It's all good.

Apart from now I need to know what's the difference between a donut and coffee cup - non-topologically speaking.

Gurange

#17109 posted by madfox on 2009/07/15 03:48:02

man has discovered the surface of a sphere with the peel of an orange.

today I learned that the speed of a planet is inversely proportional to its distance to the sun

Also that squares of the orbital periods are proportional to the third powers of the distances.

Kepler loved oranges though he ended up with eggs.

<-- Evening Coffee Cup

#17110 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/07/15 03:58:46

Non-topologically, the difference between a coffee cup and a donut is that one is used for drinking illicit beverages in the morning while recovering from your indulgence of illicit beverages the night before, and the other is a donut.

Topologically speaking, they both have the same number of holes.

(See? The technical definition is much simpler.)

Also, talk to metlslime about the map.

#17111 posted by metlslime on 2009/07/15 05:28:37

Yeah, but a donut hole has no holes, how do you explain THAT????!?!?!

#17112 posted by mwh on 2009/07/15 08:45:31

But is there a conformal map from the donut to the coffee cup?

Technically

#17113 posted by - on 2009/07/15 10:35:21

a cup doesn't have a hole... unless it's become unfit for containing liquid.

Technically

#17114 posted by metlslime on 2009/07/15 10:48:25

a sock with no holes is worse than a sock with two holes.

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