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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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#17078 posted by grahf on 2009/07/11 05:00:11

I've really come to appreciate chives, as well as green onions and garlic and such since growing them myself.

Chives

#17079 posted by megaman on 2009/07/11 12:54:55

Both

#17080 posted by bal on 2009/07/11 16:10:42

http://bishiland.net/junk/randomphoto/005abeille.jpg

Bees and chives go hand in had, you idiots.

That's

#17081 posted by megaman on 2009/07/11 20:07:55

not a bee :)

#17082 posted by grahf on 2009/07/11 23:49:10

the beatific beetle made a beeline to betelgeuse because... he begat beans and beer.

Whoops!

#17083 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/07/12 00:27:31

Just got engaged.....

This Is Captain Picard Of The USS Enterprise

#17084 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/07/12 01:59:53

Engage!

#17085 posted by ijed on 2009/07/12 02:19:23

Why not celebrate by finishing e2m1rq in a day?

No, really - congratulations.

Going to send a crate over as a present - do you prefer one full of chives or bees?

OK, Quick, Don't Think, Just Act!

#17086 posted by Zwiffle on 2009/07/12 02:30:43

You'll need to gather some supplies! Grab a shovel, a butcher knife, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of bees. Wait for ijed's delivery before getting the bees. NO! That'll take too long! Ok, once you smother your fiance with honey you get from the beehive using the shovel, go take a camping trip in Hungry Bear Park. Then, wait til about 3 or 4 in the morning, then shoot her and burn her body.

PHEW! That was a close one, Ricky.

#17087 posted by ijed on 2009/07/12 04:15:47

If there's a rush I can fedex - 2-3 days.

How will honey help for a crate of chives though?

For some kinky salad dressing fetish?

Seriously Though

#17088 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/07/13 14:24:10

Congrats; although the "whoops!" makes me not sure what to think.

Is she into 3-ways? (I mean 3-way CTF... get yer mind outta the gutter.)

Waaiitt just a minute... engaged to what?

Heh - Thanks Btw

#17089 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/07/13 16:12:09

In all seriousness Sandra and I are a very happy couple, we've been together through thick and thin (I actually met her in a butchery department in a chicken processing plant), she has witnesses all of my Q1SP creations, along with many hours of playtesting (me testing, her trying to watch Coronation Street whilst QuakeGuy shoots and goes "yeeargh!!!"), and we are hopping off to Amsterdam on Friday for a little break from it all (or a short sharp shock to the system depending on which way you look at it....)

And no, she isnt in to CTF (neither am I for that matter)
And three-way, well, nope she's not into that either.
Oh yeah, and as for the "engaged to what?" - well a 26 y/o wo,an :)

Thanks :)

#17090 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/07/13 16:14:33

26 y/o wo,an

.... from the plant Ooooerorr,pynn#, and the star system kuhr't,oor@

/me leaves it Wiiiiiide open for damages

#17091 posted by Zwiffle on 2009/07/13 16:42:15

/me leaves it Wiiiiiide open for damages

That's what she said!

Glad

#17092 posted by madfox on 2009/07/13 17:58:12

I found a dictionary to discover chives.

Congrats Ricky, And

#17093 posted by biff_debris. on 2009/07/14 02:13:29

WTF was that RPG?

#17094 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/07/14 02:29:12

WTF was what?

I'm With BIFF

#17095 posted by Mr Fribbles on 2009/07/14 07:05:07

What?

Re: Wtf

#17096 posted by necros on 2009/07/14 10:24:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rYhRqf757I maybe?

Huzzah For Captain Picard...

#17097 posted by JPL on 2009/07/14 14:46:22

... he is french :)

Hmm

#17098 posted by nonentity on 2009/07/14 17:07:17

Gratz Ricky :D

Even if she is called Sandra... ;p

#17099 posted by JneeraZ on 2009/07/14 17:08:34

Hey, my wife's name is Sandra! :)

#17100 posted by Trinca on 2009/07/14 17:11:18

Sandra is a latin name!!!

we have lots of Sandra�s at Portugal :)

but my wife�s name is C�lia :)

RoFL

#17101 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/07/14 17:20:40

I remember as a child at the age of about 6 being told in the school mplayground that if you took the skin off an orange and threw it ove your shoulder it would give the initial of the person you would marry. Strangely more than often it will give you an "S".

Willem - obviously got good taste in women :D

Trinca - funnily enough Sandra is Portuguese

NNTT - thanks ;)

Hmm

#17102 posted by nonentity on 2009/07/14 17:30:13

The outside of a sphere remapped to a linear stripe has a tendency to form a wave when flattened?

Never!

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