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Behind A Crate?

#17063 posted by ijed on 2009/07/09 20:41:24

#17064 posted by JneeraZ on 2009/07/09 20:44:43

Yes ... also, ON a crate.

Is that cherry pie on the wall or did I just blow your mind?

#17065 posted by pjw on 2009/07/10 04:29:01

I dry-humped a cherry pie behind a warehouse one time.

#17066 posted by pjw on 2009/07/10 04:29:26

It was so crate I almost couldn't bear it.

...

#17067 posted by ijed on 2009/07/10 04:50:24

This has become cratenus.

Well

#17068 posted by ijed on 2009/07/10 04:54:14

Not sure if it meets the . . .

One For The Road Then?

#17069 posted by meTch on 2009/07/10 05:33:10

i dry-crate'd a cherry where house with a pie once

Ugh I Met:

#17070 posted by meTch on 2009/07/10 05:34:39

"pie-hump"

... now its fucked :{

#17071 posted by Vigil on 2009/07/10 10:39:57

My dog likes ice cubes.

Chives Vs Bees

#17072 posted by bal on 2009/07/10 13:17:04

Discuss.

#17073 posted by - on 2009/07/10 22:54:10

BEES

Definitely.

#17074 posted by Shambler on 2009/07/11 00:55:13

Bees.

WASPS

#17075 posted by meTch on 2009/07/11 02:08:17

..yeah i said it

Glad

#17076 posted by madfox on 2009/07/11 02:12:11

I could resist the cherry crate pie

A Crate Of

#17077 posted by ijed on 2009/07/11 03:38:10

Chives.

Motherfucker.

Alliums

#17078 posted by grahf on 2009/07/11 05:00:11

I've really come to appreciate chives, as well as green onions and garlic and such since growing them myself.

Chives

#17079 posted by megaman on 2009/07/11 12:54:55

Both

#17080 posted by bal on 2009/07/11 16:10:42

http://bishiland.net/junk/randomphoto/005abeille.jpg

Bees and chives go hand in had, you idiots.

That's

#17081 posted by megaman on 2009/07/11 20:07:55

not a bee :)

#17082 posted by grahf on 2009/07/11 23:49:10

the beatific beetle made a beeline to betelgeuse because... he begat beans and beer.

Whoops!

#17083 posted by RickyT33 on 2009/07/12 00:27:31

Just got engaged.....

This Is Captain Picard Of The USS Enterprise

#17084 posted by R.P.G. on 2009/07/12 01:59:53

Engage!

#17085 posted by ijed on 2009/07/12 02:19:23

Why not celebrate by finishing e2m1rq in a day?

No, really - congratulations.

Going to send a crate over as a present - do you prefer one full of chives or bees?

OK, Quick, Don't Think, Just Act!

#17086 posted by Zwiffle on 2009/07/12 02:30:43

You'll need to gather some supplies! Grab a shovel, a butcher knife, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of bees. Wait for ijed's delivery before getting the bees. NO! That'll take too long! Ok, once you smother your fiance with honey you get from the beehive using the shovel, go take a camping trip in Hungry Bear Park. Then, wait til about 3 or 4 in the morning, then shoot her and burn her body.

PHEW! That was a close one, Ricky.

#17087 posted by ijed on 2009/07/12 04:15:47

If there's a rush I can fedex - 2-3 days.

How will honey help for a crate of chives though?

For some kinky salad dressing fetish?

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