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So you're dry humping bears now?

Why not make a map instead? 
 
I'm dry humping a bear in a warehouse. Keep up. 
Behind A Crate? 
 
 
Yes ... also, ON a crate.

Is that cherry pie on the wall or did I just blow your mind? 
 
I dry-humped a cherry pie behind a warehouse one time. 
 
It was so crate I almost couldn't bear it. 
... 
This has become cratenus. 
Well 
Not sure if it meets the . . . 
One For The Road Then? 
i dry-crate'd a cherry where house with a pie once 
Ugh I Met: 
"pie-hump"

... now its fucked :{ 
 
My dog likes ice cubes. 
Chives Vs Bees 
Discuss. 
 
BEES 
Definitely. 
Bees. 
WASPS 
..yeah i said it 
Glad 
I could resist the cherry crate pie 
A Crate Of 
Chives.


Motherfucker. 
Alliums 
I've really come to appreciate chives, as well as green onions and garlic and such since growing them myself. 
Chives 
 
Both 
http://bishiland.net/junk/randomphoto/005abeille.jpg

Bees and chives go hand in had, you idiots. 
That's 
not a bee :) 
 
the beatific beetle made a beeline to betelgeuse because... he begat beans and beer. 
Whoops! 
Just got engaged..... 
This Is Captain Picard Of The USS Enterprise 
Engage! 
Hm 
Why not celebrate by finishing e2m1rq in a day?

No, really - congratulations.

Going to send a crate over as a present - do you prefer one full of chives or bees? 
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