And besides we all know what the number 1 first person shooter is. 

containing only Turok games, multiple times each if necessary. In each entry, I will explain why this particular edition of Turok is more groundbreaking and important to the genre than Doom, Quake, Half-Life, Halo, Thief, SS2 or Deus Ex. Turok 3: Rage wars has a weapon with is a boomerang! Does Half-Life 2 have that? Does it fuck. 

er *which* is a boomerang. Wow, that's amazing and groundbreaking even the 2nd time I've written it. 

the stupidness of that list is extraordinaire 

that's stupidity :D 

I've managed to resist firing up Firefox so far. 

I like the idea of the lowest common demonination, like some worst possible shared hell...

But yeh, I meant denomination.


Yes. Denomination.

I like the overtones of religious factionalisation and deification ('Carmack is God!') that typify the FPS scene(s) (especially the early days of Duke vs Quake vs Unreal).

Still feel so god damn smart? Bunch of damn philipines... 

obviously a list written by a 12 year old who never actually played a real FPS game. Where the fuck is Dear Hunter? 

DEER Hunter. 

Thats where you play an agony aunt called Mandy Hunter who runs around flogging infidel boyfriends or something...... ? 

But yeh, I meant denomination.


Yes. Denomination.


Don't sweat it. I thought it was a minor case of letter inversion not worth quibbling over. 

I think you actually meant Denominator. But hey, whatever. 

mnemonite nom nom ..what? 

Zombies say "Nom!" as they are gibbed. 

Manamana 

zombies groan ZOM

Manyanas

RickyT...mail! 

denomenation a phenomenon like neezing...
you can't commit it on command,
but also you can't avoid it.
Like the zombie, who neezes "zom", and well...

denomination 

I think you actually meant Denominator. But hey, whatever.

Actually I specifically didn't, hence the second bit about religious overtones, I assumed that's what they were getting at rather than the letter switch (which took me several re-readings of Headthump's post to spot).

But tbh, I've now been entirely outdone by Madfox's poem anyway... 

And on a far more important note, Shambler uses IE? The fuck is wrong with you? 

I click on it, it displays webpages.

Apart from this one that's got everyone so irate ;) 

I use IE too, since it fucking works on any website that isn't designed by retards who think they're so self important that I'd use any other browser than my browser of choice to view their worthless website. 

so I got an invite to the beta test of Quake LIVE (quake 3 in a web browser, free to play) and have 5 invites I can send out (I think) so speak up if you want one! 

Pick Me! Me me me me me me me me me!!!!..... 

Get on L4D you cuntsacs. 

I'd just have thought that with your love of underage bestial porn you'd want a browser that stopped dodgy sites stealing your information or let hackers turn your PC into a zombie (you seem fairly anti those atm too ;)

And in fairness, I click on it, it displays webpages, is true of most browsers. I like Firefox myself (the ability to adblock makes the internet happier), but Chrome is supposed to be quite good. I'm just getting increasingly worried about Google buying my entire soul, however 'funky' or 'innovative' their policies are...


ps. I agree Scampie, however much I dislike IE, ignoring that much of the market share is the extreme of either retardation or pretension