Theres a little gecko walking through the rain forest one day, when he comes across a tree with a koala bear in it. He looks up at the tree:

"Whoa - you must be Mr Koala Bear, I'm Mr Gecko, very pleased to meet you sir!"

"Oh, er, well, er, its very nice to meet you too, Mr Geko!" The koala bear replied.

"So, er, what you doin'?" asked the gecko...

"Oh, not much really" said the koala bear - "just sat chillin', munchin on these eucalyptus leaves, smoking this reefer!"

"Really?" asked the gecko "Whats a reefer?"

"Well, you get these leaves, and you roll them into a joint, then you smoke them like this - its pretty cool.... Hey, er, if your not doing anything, you can come up here and join me!"

"Well that would be mighty nice, I think I will...."

So as the story goes, the gecko and the koala bear sat up the tree getting stoned for about 4 hours, when eventually the gecko turned to the koala bear and said

"Well, er, this has been mighty fun, sitting here with you this afternoon, but I must admit, man, I'm feeling pretty thirsty, I think I'm gonna go to the river for a little drink!"

"OK" said the koala bear, "I'll see you later?"

So off went the gecko, through the trees and down to the river, where he bumps into Mr Crocodile

"Oh! Hi there Mr Crocodile, how you doin man?"

"Im fine, Mr gecko, but you certainly look a bit pale"

"Ah - well that probably because I've been sat smoking reefer with Mr Koala Bear all afternoon"

"Smoking Reefer?!?!?" said the crocodile....

"Yes, with Mr Koala Bear"

"Mr Koala bear hey? Well I think I'm gonna go and have a word with this character, where is he?"

"Well he's just past those trees over in the distance there...."

So off to find the koala bear went the crocodile, and when he got tot he tree, he looked up at the koala bear, who dropped his joint, and with a stunned expression on his face shouted......

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And one I actually hadn't heard before. Thank you! Nice presentation too. :)

Wow, that's fairly insulting. To everyone.

I'm not insulted. In context, I didn't find that insulting in the slightest. And I'm pretty sure I'm part of "everyone". *checks membership card* Yep.

Perhaps it's possible that all people on the forum don't have exactly the same reactions and opinions as you? Granted, it's a stretch, but I'm crazy like that... 

When did func get so emotional? 

I don't know what to say about this any more.

Banter is good. Sharp vitriolic wit is good. Games are good mapping is good online communities small or large are good feedback is good demos are good websites about gaming are good general chitchat with like-minded people is good and I'm off to the fucking pub. 

personally, it was when i started menstruating. Maybe we should set up a poll? 

man, you're an easily insulted guy! 

"I'm not insulted. In context, I didn't find that insulting in the slightest. And I'm pretty sure I'm part of "everyone". *checks membership card* Yep. "

Oh shut your pendantic ass up, FFS. Why is there always one that feels the need to point out that your obviously hyperbolic, blanket statement doesn't apply to them?

"Perhaps it's possible that all people on the forum don't have exactly the same reactions and opinions as you? Granted, it's a stretch, but I'm crazy like that..."

NO SHIT! 

It really did seem like you were (and have been) trying to speak for everyone. Blanket statements re: "the good of the community" and the like are tough for me to swallow when this community is so diverse.

I honestly appreciate the "NO SHIT!", because I was kind of wondering. :)

I'll try to keep the hyperbole in mind in the future, and dial back the cranky condescension.

(Just in case you care, you can quote with < q > and < /q > (remove the spaces). Not that it really matters...) 

I have tired of this argument.

Let us divert our attention to http://bacolicio.us/ and be done with it. 

 

Hi my name is Mr Fribbles and I like Quake, fish, and cheese.

Oh and fucking hell yeah, HD4870 baby! 

anyone know where i can pick up the spprogs.dat source code for use with quakeworld? 

:D 

ASLwannacyber? I likes cheez too x x x 

cs between to consenting cheese lovers is not, i repeat, is not a pleasant mind image. 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GqzhtI_xhPY&feature=related

There's a vid of HL2 running well-fast and CoD4 running pretty good.....

Its a netbook! 

I was just thinking - maybe 3DRealms will release it when Rage comes out, for old times sake..... 

Even to you uptight fuckers who take this community way too seriously. 

Cryostasis tech demo http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=X9OhEubXnyI

Apparently you can download this but it requires vista and dx10. Impressive stuff tho 

... and guessing which parts are faked and which are real. water and cloth are real, but lots of material and textured lights there. 

*material tricks 

Func is six years old tomorrow! Which is almost half the time that quake has been out. 

http://www.celephais.net/board/view_thread.php?id=1&start=6&end=6

Thus begins a glorious Func posting career. 

...is a top quality post.