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Yeah 
paying someone money to make you a map is just stupid, unless you're intending to use it for some shady commercial gain yourself (which is illegal as fuck btw). 
 
hey kinn, stop scaring off potential investors! 
 
Not only do we offer maps at func. We can also arrange for "problems" to be "removed." Alternatively, have "an accident."

Shambler also offers scandinavian massages. 
 
Shambler also offers scandinavian massages.

Yes, and I want my money back. 
Kinn 
so we have to conclude Shambler's massage are not good :P 
 
Is it a plane? A bird?

No, it's Captain Obvious. 
Wrath 
It's only Kinn point of view... Maybe SM addicts would like Shamy's massages ! Who know ? 
 
... and his sidekick, Dyslexia-boy. 
Hey Guys 
thank dog you're here! I went to the Funk Massage board by mistake.

(A Dyslexic man walks into a bra, etc etc...) 
Ok That Made Me Laugh 
You owe me a new car! 
 
well played, sirrah! 
 
can u get more boring than playing gramma police all the time please 
Uh... 
technically, "u" can. 
 
English, motherfucker?! Do you speak it? 
Wha-what ?!? 
 
Say 'What' One More Time 
I dare you, I double-dare you! 
What 
Can I play too? 
Eh, Er, 
what! 
What ? 
What ! 
What = 
what

1.
a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say?
b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects?
c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man?
2.
a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you.
b. Whatever thing that: come what may.
c. Informal. Something: I'll tell you what.
d. Nonstandard. Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.


adj.

a. Which one or ones of several or many: What college are you attending? You should know what musical that song is from.
b. Whatever: They soon repaired what damage had been done.
c. How great; how astonishing: What a fool!


adv.

How much; in what respect; how: What does it matter?


conj.

That: I don't know but what I'll go.


interj.

a. Used to express surprise, incredulity, or other strong and sudden excitement.
b. Chiefly British. Used as a tag question, often to solicit agreement.


Idioms:
what for Informal

A scolding or strong reprimand: The teacher gave the tardy student what for.

what have you

What remains and need not be mentioned: a room full of chairs, lamps, radios, and what have you.

what if

a. What would occur if; suppose that.
b. What does it matter if.

what it takes

The necessary expertise or qualities needed for success: She has what it takes to be a doctor.

what's what Informal

The fundamentals and details of a situation or process; the true state or condition.

what with

Taking into consideration; because of: �I've often wondered why some good crime writer... hasn't taken up with New Orleans, what with its special raffishness, its peculiar flavor of bonhomie and a slightly suspect charm� (Walker Percy). 
That Is As Far From Samual L 
As it gets, so you missed the answer by, maybe an entire Universe. But a cheer for the effort you put in.

"That's DAMN good ale! It will get you messed up!" 
Voodoo...etc... 
Nice copy-paste from a dictionnary... You know, I have one in case I'm unable to understand something... and I know that sometimes it's not enough... but please, don't consider me as a idiot please... 
Oh... I Forgot.. 
.. to mention I was just joking... (note for those who were able to think I was serious ;)...) 
Starbreeze Is Looking For A Level Designer 
http://www.starbreeze.com/jobs.jsp

if you're perpared to relocate to sweden... 
Work At EPIC 
EPIC has a load of job positions open at the moment:

* Concept Artist
* FX Artist
* High-Res Modeler
* Level Designers
* Motion Graphics
* Graphic Designer
* Programmers
* Texture Artist
* 3d Texture and Environments Graphics Artist
* Lead Artist/Graphics Designer

See http://www.epicgames.com/epic_jobs.html 
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