http://www.splendad.com/ads/show/2706-Subway-Hula-Five-Dollar-Footlong 

Definitely love how she measures a foot; you give her six, she'll tell her girlfriends it was nine. 

FIIIVE...FIIIIVEEE... FIVE DOLLA FOOTLOOONNNGG!! 

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1972097/how_to_behave_on_a_forum/ 

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Kinda disagree with that. That's the dude who does those quickfire game reviews right?? This could have been a lot lot better imo. 

You mean Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation? This was definitely not him. A fair number of his reviews are lulz-worthy, I didnt even crack a smile to this. 

Any news on Fitz 0.85? 

Getting close to beta-ready, but not there yet (work is taking my attention.) 

... do not forget about me ;) 

hey girls!!!

if anyone want to chat on Quakenet about mappint and not crap...

join #base and not #terrafusion

many thks to Lunaran and Vondur for still been a dick!!!

thks and god bless almost all! 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5sLRLhwnuGo&feature=related

(about 1:25 is the 'problem') 

I listened for about 30 seconds before I reliezed I didn't know any of those people, nor could I understand the abomination of English those Brits were talking in. 

They're idiots and deserve to be fired. I find prank calls only funny as long as the person who's called can laugh about the whole thing, too. 

oh - well have you ever seen Fawlty Towers, with John Cleese?

These two "comedians" - Russel Brand and Jonathon Ross - left a message on one of the Fawlty Towers actors answermachine saying the Russel Brand had "slept with his daughter" among other things. I think its quite funny.
Its the waiter "Manuelle" who always said "I know nothing - I am from Barcelona"

Well anyway the two voices you can hear are both in "a lot of trouble" over it - Jonathon Ross is suspended from his �6m/y job at the BBC, and Russel Brand resigned.

Shame really.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0NU7AY4iKDY

Scampie this is for you! 

Despite being vaguely aware from overhearing people that there is some "fascinating" """controversy""" involving Ross and Brand (who the fuck is the latter??), I have managed to remain blissfully isolated from the no-doubt soul-crushingly tedious details of such drivel. Clicking on that and closing it after 5 seconds is the closest I've come to knowing anything about this mindless media nonsense, and that's far too close.

Please don't do that again.

BTW, Fawlty Towers was genius, as were most things of that era. 

#15629 FTW

Mid-life crisis angst lives on. 

....apparently the EU have today abolished an act to prevent shops from selling "misshapen" vegetables. As in you couldn't sell a cucumber for example if it was to "curved". Or a banana if it was to bent, or not within a cetain measurement. 

I thought that law was just a myth in the first place.. 

that was me 

Salut!

Nice to know that Ross is going to lose his job though. 

http://user.tninet.se/~xir870k/readmegl.txt

Standard limits are listed at the end of this document..

Thanks aguirRe ;) 

Gonna post it into the Mapping Help Thread.. sorry for this :P 

incidentally Brand did sleep with Sachs's grandaughter.... 

This is Func_Qmap not fucking Daily Mail or whatever.

Get back to bitching about Trinca or Willem or something FFS.

P.S. Scampie is dead and Quake is ghey and where the fuck is CZG? 

CALM DOWN GIRLS!!!