Func_Msgboard: General Abuse

Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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#15295 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/10/08 10:25:48

Which species - a squirrel? A rabid badger? Or maybe one of a pair of stoned mice? Playing a piano? Drinking a bottle of scotch?

Wired Speak

#15296 posted by sigh on 2008/10/08 16:08:50

In a nondescript Bay Area office park, a converted hard-drive factory with a shiny new fa �ade began churning out unconventional solar tubes that big investors are betting will soon blanket commercial buildings across the world.

Anyone else annoyed at this style of writing?

Oh Yeah - A Fox!!! Duuuhhhhh

#15297 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/10/08 16:26:07

sigh - have you seen Fean and Loathing in Las Vegas? If so try to imagine the sound of Jonny Depp saying it whilst in the character of Doctor Gonzo/Hunter S.

Ricky

#15298 posted by HeadThump on 2008/10/08 17:25:30

Homo Sapien ProtoScotus

They Be Fuury Too

#15299 posted by HeadThump on 2008/10/08 17:28:33

;)

Ever see South Park's Woodland Critter Christmas? I kind of imagine them being the guest in that cave.

Hookah Smoking Catepillars.

#15300 posted by HeadThump on 2008/10/08 17:30:09

They are furry right?

3d Scanning An Area In A Single Laser Flash

#15301 posted by bamby on 2008/10/08 17:42:57

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=%223d+video+camera%22#
A tech called Ladar.
This was prolly mentioned on func or tf some time ago.

Words People Need To Stop Using:

#15302 posted by Lunaran on 2008/10/08 19:28:49

"envisage"

You mean to say envision, you stupid cunts. A vision is a good thing. You envision a grand strategy for your company, or a brighter tomorrow. You don't want to 'envisage' anything. Corpses have visages. Visages leer at you from the windows of haunted houses. You fucking prats.

#15303 posted by Zwiffle on 2008/10/08 19:34:25

Lunaran, stop eviscerating the situation, you're only making things worse.

#15304 posted by JneeraZ on 2008/10/08 20:06:03

The English language disagrees with you.

http://www.answers.com/envisage

#15305 posted by Spirit on 2008/10/08 20:09:12

Lunaran just envysages me because of my incredibly sexy visage.

Blog And Orientate Are Also In The Dictionary

#15306 posted by Lunaran on 2008/10/08 20:42:34

that doesn't make them any less bullshit

#15307 posted by JneeraZ on 2008/10/08 21:06:47

It's weird that Gullible isn't though.

Lunaran

#15308 posted by - on 2008/10/08 22:55:59

Earlier you were arguing that 'Messenge' was a word. Not that this invalidates your arguement against 'blog', but you should really pick your fights here.

Bla Bla Bla!

#15309 posted by negke on 2008/10/09 00:02:52

http://grumpygamer.com/7501829

Lun

#15310 posted by pjw on 2008/10/09 03:20:27

I know your just trying to illicit discussion here, but most of us could care less about this sort of thing.

I don't know if you're trying to infer something, but were suppose to be relaxing on this cite, and for all intensive purposes, the only affect this sort of post has is to levee your own baggage onto others.

Irregardless, try complements instead. Its the principal of the thing.

That PJW

#15311 posted by biff_debris. on 2008/10/09 03:39:58

He sure can vocabularate.

There's Nothing Wrong With 'envisage'

#15312 posted by BlackDog on 2008/10/09 04:48:32

It was stolen honestly from the French a few centuries ago (from 'envisager'), and it's just fine. Whine about something else.

P.S. Blog is a word now. Get used to it.

PJW

#15313 posted by - on 2008/10/09 07:15:42

That was the greatest post ever written.

Go And Look Up The Word

#15314 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/10/09 10:17:12

"smeg"

as in the oven brand...

PJW

#15315 posted by JneeraZ on 2008/10/09 11:31:15

Those are misuses of words and phrases as opposed to raging against a perfectly valid word. But funny nonetheless.

Sorry

#15316 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/10/09 14:37:09

http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf

RickyT23

#15317 posted by JPL on 2008/10/09 14:44:25

OMG, it is so funny :P

Hmm

#15318 posted by nonentity on 2008/10/09 15:41:01

Hang on a sec...

WTF is wrong with orientate?

And yeh, That was the greatest post ever written.

#15319 posted by JneeraZ on 2008/10/09 15:53:51

It would have been better if he had swapped all of his you're/your usage and threw in a 'teh' here and there. Just a tip for next time, loosers!

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