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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

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Its Never Too Late For A Good Hadron.

#15120 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/09/11 10:23:54

YYy-ess! Ah - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

(sigh)

Cases Of Large Hardon Collision

#15121 posted by who is this on 2008/09/11 12:56:42

Zwiffle meets Scampie.
Czg meets Vondur.
What else?
Biff meets Roy Bee? (In a dream.)

Else

#15122 posted by Spirit on 2008/09/11 13:19:36

A kung-fu panda meets bambuz

#15123 posted by - on 2008/09/11 17:30:19

bambuz meets ip failure

#15124 posted by madfox on 2008/09/11 19:01:20

cern meets succes

If At First You Don't Succeed

#15125 posted by Lunaran on 2008/09/11 19:26:47

keep on suckin til you do succeed

Well

#15126 posted by DaZ on 2008/09/12 15:42:21

That is just asking for the typical "yo mamma says..." retort.

Metlslime

#15127 posted by DaZ on 2008/09/12 15:43:19

Isn't that some song lyric from somewhere? Its really pissing me off :)

Multithreaded Vis

#15128 posted by [Jimbo] on 2008/09/12 22:09:56

The problem with moving Willem's code from mac to Windows is that Mac Windows and Linux all do threading a bit differently. So you can't just copy it over and compile... I was looking at the code awhile back but got swamped with Real Life � stuff and haven't been able to look at it again...

cygwin (with GCC) or minGW could be used to compile on windows I'm not sure what threading libraries come with them.

Has The Large Hadron Collider Destroyed The World Yet?

#15129 posted by pjw on 2008/09/13 03:40:03

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

#15130 posted by - on 2008/09/13 03:57:34

lol at it's source

Jimbo

#15131 posted by megaman on 2008/09/13 08:49:26

pthreads is available for mingw

See Similar

#15132 posted by Lunaran on 2008/09/13 13:56:28

HTLHCDTWY doesn't have an RSS feed.

http://www.isxkcdshittytoday.com

Biff Meets Roy Bee?

#15133 posted by biff_debris. on 2008/09/14 03:20:01

I am Roy Bee.

But Do You Know Roy G. Biv?

#15134 posted by - on 2008/09/14 06:03:45

I Have A Penis

#15135 posted by TheWalkingPenis on 2008/09/14 08:04:54

I have a penis

#15136 posted by Zwiffle on 2008/09/14 08:30:38

A walking penis that HAS a penis?

That's just stupid.

P.S. Hi czg.

Press The

#15137 posted by Lunaran on 2008/09/15 17:00:21

funk button

More LHC Stuff

#15138 posted by pjw on 2008/09/15 18:03:30

This is kind of cool:
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

Lol

#15139 posted by JPL on 2008/09/15 18:43:14

Black hole generation: cool :P

CERN Should

#15140 posted by HeadThump on 2008/09/15 19:16:01

find a way to begin every press release over the next coming year with the word, 'whoops'.

#15141 posted by JPL on 2008/09/15 20:25:58

Indeed... it would be funny to see something like things: "Whoops, we unfortunately switched on the ring accelarator, but the excepected result was not there... however, we were very lucky, and we are glad to announce officially that we discovered the chthon-onh...etc.. etc..."

And

#15142 posted by ijed on 2008/09/15 21:15:47

End every announcement with 'Psyche!"

What Do The Tech Guys Say To

#15143 posted by megaman on 2008/09/16 12:43:40

http://gizmodo.com/5049896/hubble-finds-unidentified-object-in-space

Any more info?

Well

#15144 posted by Lunaran on 2008/09/16 17:14:28

Brightness and spectrum not matching anything known, flaring up where it wasn't seen before and then dying again ...

A chance impact of two non-luminous bodies? Erroneous burp from a mostly dead star?

If it begins to flare cyclically then maybe it's a spinning and very shiny one of these:
http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/2001/monolith.jpg

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