I often get the 'i' and 'e' reversed in my own middle name

My dad got pissed off when I switched up the "a" and "u" in my middle name when I was like 7 years old. I don't remember if he was drunk or not, though. 

for both smoking my camels and drinking and consistently on either Thursday or Saturday nights, depending on my schedule.

It has been a few years since I have been on a narcotic ridden haze of a binder worthy of a Hunter Thompson. 

I don't drink anymore, but when I did it was only on Friday or Saturday nights, never if I had school/work the next day. I only did it because school really put the pressure on, or if RPG commands me to. 

Here's a long awaited question for this thread: how often do you folks engage in intoxication anyway

Effectively never (once by accident).

Drunkeness is yet another sympton of humanities stupidity, boxed in thinking, and lack of self-awareness. 

Drink != drunk 

getting all L. Ron Hubbard on us.

Sobriety is for Suckers who are naive enough to believe there is any real meaning to life. 

Drunkeness has its merits.

Sobriety also has its merits.

I often find myself wanting to be sober when I'm high or drunk, and that's why I often give up on drugs or alcohol.

RPG speaks truth, drinking doesn't mean drunk, but why else would you drink if not to get drunk? Surely not because you're a conos... connosiue... lover of drinking? 

Depends what you're drinking really.

I've very, very rarely get drunk deliberately (damn punch!), as in, once every year or two if that.

I do however enjoy a glass or two of good red wine every now and again (about a bottle a month I suppose). 

See title. Respond as you feel inclined.

P.S. Killian's seems really nice for a macro. I think I could drink that stuff all night long. 

Whatever beer I drink, I just add picon... Picon is a orange-liqueur (with 25% alcool) that gives a sugared taste to beer... It's very used in North of France... You should try it... BTW, you are also drunk faster with this ;) 

Picon is disgusting. =)
I don't like alcohol too much, rare things I do enjoy occasionaly are Sapporo beer, Chu-hi, Kriek, and good cidre. 

I also enjoy to drink Guinness (the famous irish "black" beer).. In the morning it replaces very well a good coffee ;P
In anyway it's just my taste... 

By the way, why do you drink? What does it do to you?

I've stopped almost entirely (had 9 beers in the summer) and noticed ~no difference except less money wasted. Hangover is almost similar because of the cigarette smoke in bars here (until they get around to banning smoking).

[no connection to the norwegian weight lifter medicine student mapping guy] 

never heard about it. I just drink normal beer. It depends on my money in my pocket what sort of beer I'll choose. But I never add anything into the actual beer. 

Unless it is a lime wedge in a Corona. I agree with RPG, Budweiser has gone down hill over the last four or so years. It use to be a consistent beer taste-wise but every other batch I've tasted now turns out to be skanky.

If I'm going cheap, I stick to three beers; Miller Light, Yuengling, or Southpaw.

Otherwise, Dos Equis or Sam Adams work for me.

Unless I'm TRYING to make a bad impression, then it's a King Cobra 40 oz in a paper bag. 

http://www.yuengling.com/faq.htm 

...Chimay 

Muha! How I (barely) remember the King Cobra binge weekends. 

By the way, why do you drink? What does it do to you?

It makes my hands hurt less; although they're still swollen. (Interpret as you wish. I know Kell is going to say something about Freud.)

Plus you have a good excuse to turn down that ugly skank that's hitting on you. "Sorry, I'm impotent." 

By the way, why do you drink? What does it do to you?

getting fucked up is its own reward. Maybe, Bambuz, you are just too anal retentive to enjoy yourself; in that case you shouldn't drink. 

Python Explodes After Eating Alligator

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/10/05/D8D22OHO4.html 

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051005/photos_od_afp/0510051834439f26kp4u_photo0;_ylt=AsTuPSB5jGWDQvLi.DwrLp4DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

I found it, and many others on http://www.yahoo.com popular link...

So, don't eat Alligator... that's all ;D 

I drink coffee instead of alcohol now, cuz I'd rather get a strong, unnoticable buzz than have my brain feel like it's gonna fall to the ceiling and then vomit on me like that baby in that one movie about drugs and what not. You know the movie I'm talking about. Yeah, that one. 

maybe I just am, although I'm not exactly sure what that means.

sigh. another joy in life gone forever from me. 

No party or anything, just me and some psuedo-whiskey-sours, and some Bloodhound Gang, bringin in the New Year's slightly-tipsy style. Maybe more than slightly tipsy, but definitely not as wasted I want to be. :( Lemon soda instead of lemon juice. WOOT 2006!