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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

Talk about anything in here. If you've got something newsworthy, please submit it as news. If it seems borderline, submit it anyway and a mod will either approve it or move the post back to this thread.

News submissions: https://celephais.net/board/submit_news.php

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#14186 posted by bambuz on 2008/05/02 11:46:40

it's like some David Lynch movies where you are trying to piece together a hidden underlying story from scattered clues here and there - and most of them turn out to be red herrings, the real story was somewhere else completely.

Let's Write A Short Story

#14187 posted by Lunaran on 2008/05/02 15:38:14

about a secret military AI project to build a supercomputer codenamed Madfox, designed to generate limitless original training scenarios for soldiers, and attains sentience but stays weirdly digital and hard to interact with, so instead of trying to kill all humans it registers for a random internet message board and generates quake maps and oddly incoherent posts.

Make It An Epic

#14188 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/05/02 15:52:24

Focusing on the lives of the men and women who created the drivers for the revolutionary new hardware which was used to build said supercomputer, the clumbsy reckless soldiers who's job it was to secretly configure and launch the incredible device, meticulously describing every single dink and dent which was inflicted upon it in the process, their sex-lives etc etc

(might as well go for the wider audience)

Lunaran Knows Much.

#14189 posted by Kinn on 2008/05/02 20:45:24

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...too much.

#14190 posted by Zwiffle on 2008/05/02 22:05:07

Thanks for all the HORRIBLE feedback guys. I really thought you people cared and would actually do something special instead of the bullshit 'hey congrats! u r4wk' type of crap reserved for czg. You can all blow a turd.

Thx for real tho btw.

Any Time,

#14191 posted by HeadThump on 2008/05/02 23:16:22

I'm renown for my advice; like the time I told one of my friends, 'dude, do you really need this? (pointing to a condom) It is not like you will ever see her again after tonight.'

#14192 posted by madfox on 2008/05/02 23:42:04

ijed : I have opened only 4 threads, with four maps. I could have started many more, but for the most they are there already.

lunaran : return immedeatly my new quake map results of Orb's Factory!

Sudo A Cheezburger

#14193 posted by steven_a on 2008/05/03 12:08:07

Anyone want a linux thread ?
More funcsters would be having linux than sex ? (Trinca excluded naturally)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/xeni/2453834326/

Steven_a

#14194 posted by gb on 2008/05/03 16:20:44

that was pretty funny, especially the comments.

I wouldn't mention l00nix or GPL too loud here, let us stay in the shadows for a while longer... time and Microsoft are on our side...

Lunaran

#14195 posted by Tronyn on 2008/05/04 00:01:52

that's one of the funniest things I've read on here. It's so awesome how this supercomputer would be named MadFox.

Hmm

#14196 posted by Lunaran on 2008/05/04 00:17:47

lunaran : return immedeatly my new quake map results of Orb's Factory!

I've already begun decoding this.

Can we get some information on where 84.26.196.113 might be? I think we can actually track this thing down, and maybe communicate with it.

#14197 posted by gone on 2008/05/04 00:25:45

Urbana, Illinois, H.A.L. plant ofcourse

Lol

#14198 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/05/04 02:10:04

#14199 posted by metlslime on 2008/05/04 22:41:02

New circuit component invented, and it supposedly shakes up basic circuit theory too:

http://www.informationweek.com/news/hardware/processors/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=207403582

That

#14200 posted by Kinn on 2008/05/04 22:59:33

sounds like a big deal.

Dzip Virus Warning

#14201 posted by Kinn on 2008/05/05 03:41:31

Just wondered if anyone else had got this:

I uninstalled the long-expired anti-virus software on my crappy old laptop and replaced it with the free version of AVG.

After doing a full system scan the computer came up totally clean except for one "infection".

It claimed that dzip29.exe - the tool I'm sure many of you use for compressing quake demo files - was infected with the virus "Win32/Zmist".

Is this a load of bollocks? I'm using AVG 8 - the free version. Has anyone else had a virus warning with dzip?

Metslime:

#14202 posted by bear on 2008/05/05 07:40:50

woaa

Kinn

#14203 posted by JPL on 2008/05/05 09:46:49

No, never.... But it seems it is very old virus that should have been removed by your anti-virus :/

http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99382.htm

weird...

Happy May Day Peepul

#14204 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/05/05 15:37:58

Cheers JPL

#14205 posted by Kinn on 2008/05/05 17:31:14

W32/Zmist is using a special polymorphic engine ("Mistfall") writen specifically for this family of viruses by Russian virus writer who calls himself "Zombie".

The plot thickens ^_~

AVG has now just picked up the same virus in my System Volume Information folder - odd that it didn't get that one the first time round.

Also

#14206 posted by bambuz on 2008/05/05 17:36:40

wassup with the fucking firefox on vista having 20 second freeze seizures every few minutes.

Nine Inch Fucking Nails

#14207 posted by Lunaran on 2008/05/05 18:19:00

http://theslip.nin.com/

There are two tracks on this album that are the most Quake thing I've heard from them since The Mark Has Been Made.

Kinn

#14208 posted by JPL on 2008/05/05 18:25:20

I'm glad it helped :)

May Day?

#14210 posted by metlslime on 2008/05/05 21:15:07

that's may 1. Today is Cinco de Mayo.

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