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Talking In My Sleep 
Well, as I found myself tumbled down on 9.8Mb Quake1 map which I drove over the lightmap limits I get generally abused by all the sleepless nights I took to get sofar, without considering it ought to be a floppy size map.

Then I find that sax is just too phony to argue about and start animating the wkey3_1 texture untill I fall asleep , feeling I left a part of the world unknown by closing my editor and reminding myself I never had to be so foolish to get so involved in a stupid little game that could wrench me so apart.

But it's nothing, just as finding out that my Gibson's guitar framenr really could trace it's fabrication date.
Sunday 16juli1978 as the fifteenth one rolling of the factory. Just can't remember what I was doing that day. 
Ok 
Madfox, I could probably understand that if I was in a clearer frame fo mind.

Zwiffle, congratulations on the new job, I expect to see human head's design take a more Quake direction . . .

. . or else ;) 
<q>fo Mind</q> 
Says it all, really. 
Bah 
I'll stop posting now. 
Madfox 
is having an lsd induced flashback or something. 
Sooo - Reeeee ! 
I'll stop banging on about crappy websites now! 
And Sleeping Talk 
now I suddenly remember sunday 16july 1978 15h00PM I was so glad I had made the grade of ArtCollage I started wandering in town seeing the houses as great environments I could draw, and was chased away because I had entered private domain.

Now I'm creating great envirements and get chased away by hordes of orgues and crityplayers and maxvertices. I could never imagine datarevolution would turn me sofar.

Than I remembered it wasn't 16 april 1943 when A.Hofmann had his asperin but at least I caught an apostroph. 
Albert Hofmann, RIP 
 
Waagh 
Madfox needs his own sticky thread 
Yes 
it's like some David Lynch movies where you are trying to piece together a hidden underlying story from scattered clues here and there - and most of them turn out to be red herrings, the real story was somewhere else completely. 
Let's Write A Short Story 
about a secret military AI project to build a supercomputer codenamed Madfox, designed to generate limitless original training scenarios for soldiers, and attains sentience but stays weirdly digital and hard to interact with, so instead of trying to kill all humans it registers for a random internet message board and generates quake maps and oddly incoherent posts. 
Make It An Epic 
Focusing on the lives of the men and women who created the drivers for the revolutionary new hardware which was used to build said supercomputer, the clumbsy reckless soldiers who's job it was to secretly configure and launch the incredible device, meticulously describing every single dink and dent which was inflicted upon it in the process, their sex-lives etc etc

(might as well go for the wider audience) 
Lunaran Knows Much. 
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...too much. 
 
Thanks for all the HORRIBLE feedback guys. I really thought you people cared and would actually do something special instead of the bullshit 'hey congrats! u r4wk' type of crap reserved for czg. You can all blow a turd.

Thx for real tho btw. 
Any Time, 
I'm renown for my advice; like the time I told one of my friends, 'dude, do you really need this? (pointing to a condom) It is not like you will ever see her again after tonight.' 
 
ijed : I have opened only 4 threads, with four maps. I could have started many more, but for the most they are there already.

lunaran : return immedeatly my new quake map results of Orb's Factory! 
Sudo A Cheezburger 
Anyone want a linux thread ?
More funcsters would be having linux than sex ? (Trinca excluded naturally)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/xeni/2453834326/ 
Steven_a 
that was pretty funny, especially the comments.

I wouldn't mention l00nix or GPL too loud here, let us stay in the shadows for a while longer... time and Microsoft are on our side... 
Lunaran 
that's one of the funniest things I've read on here. It's so awesome how this supercomputer would be named MadFox. 
Hmm 
lunaran : return immedeatly my new quake map results of Orb's Factory!

I've already begun decoding this.

Can we get some information on where 84.26.196.113 might be? I think we can actually track this thing down, and maybe communicate with it. 
 
Urbana, Illinois, H.A.L. plant ofcourse 
Lol 
 
 
New circuit component invented, and it supposedly shakes up basic circuit theory too:

http://www.informationweek.com/news/hardware/processors/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=207403582 
That 
sounds like a big deal. 
Dzip Virus Warning 
Just wondered if anyone else had got this:

I uninstalled the long-expired anti-virus software on my crappy old laptop and replaced it with the free version of AVG.

After doing a full system scan the computer came up totally clean except for one "infection".

It claimed that dzip29.exe - the tool I'm sure many of you use for compressing quake demo files - was infected with the virus "Win32/Zmist".

Is this a load of bollocks? I'm using AVG 8 - the free version. Has anyone else had a virus warning with dzip? 
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