This is me from Human Head. Getting all set up and what not. Cheers. 

lol now zwiffle will be fired

Or at the very least blocked from surfing on the job. 

hurray 

I'm very surprised that nobody thought about opening a sex thread, as this forum is full of pervert... :P 

What does semantic mean?

Semantics is the study of the meaning of words. 

. . . use your imagination and call them something like "evilzombiefucker" or "coldshit" or "frederick"

That's pretty much what I do, just to avoid giving things the same name by accident.

Imaginative or stupid . . . not sure ;) 

can't wait to see your addition here:

http://www.humanhead.com/headcount_bios.html

It looks like a sausage factory, though. If I was that one chick there I would start every morning
out playing the tune, Its Raining Men, because I would have all the sexy hunks at Human Head all to myself. 

if you are on the level design team keep an eye on your boss:

http://www.humanhead.com/bios/dhalsted.html

From his pic there, he looks like a certain temperate, Australian actor. Just watch out for the flying phones, all I'm sayin'. 

I probably meant the word 'temperamental' but too tired to care. Must be all the push ups. 

convince them to do a Rune 2 please. 

We'll have to link to it on the "Who are these people?" thread!

:D 

I think you need more gif animations. A page is boring to look at if nothing moves. Blinking text would rock too. 

If my boss had hunting as his first hobby and "If I Did It" as his favorite book then... 

...OK, getting somewhere with it now:

http://www.lakescot.co.uk/default.htm

(For those who think this is computergame related/interesting, er, its not)

? 

...sucks the sweat from a dead horse's phallus.

Why do they think they have the right to screw around with things like padding?

Why doesn't the most popular browser support things like opacity?

And the rest... 

welcome to the wonderful world of webdesign.


That new look is much better. I would get rid of everything right of the text (the cow and the bottom logo), make it fixed width and horizontally center it.
And in the navigation the backgroundcolor is too aggressive. Maybe simply use the color from the rest of the page.
You are still using the Eras Demi ITC font that no-one has. 

I cant figure out how to center the main column in the space to the right of the nav bar.
4:00am I went to bed last night, and I just couldn't figure out the correct way of doing it!

Any clues?

style.css is in the root dir.

My hands are tied on the font thing, but I made it default to sans-serif if Eras Demi ITC is not present :) - it was just on plain old Times New Roman. (Not that Arial is much more exotic) 

If my boss had hunting as his first hobby and "If I Did It" as his favorite book then...


Bosses want employees with balls of brass who challenge them and don't bore them. You should put up a Smiths Meat is Murder poster up at your cubicle right away. 

Bosses want employees with balls of brass who challenge them and don't bore them. You should put up a Smiths Meat is Murder poster up at your cubicle right away.

Or take it to the next level and start hunting your boss. 

Internet Explorer sucks the sweat from a dead horse's phallus.

Shut your face. Internet Explorer is great and for saying that it sucks, I will never look at you the same way again ever.

But I still think you and your maps are awesome ;)

But in all seriousness, I can't see any major difference on your site between IE7 and Firefox. Besides the cow being slightly off the table and the left column not highlighting when I hover over it, they look basically the same. 

Those are the things which piss me off. And its because Internet explorer is TOO FUCKING GOOD for half of the code, which was designed by people trying to reach a standard protocol for all browsers because of all of the discrepancies with incompatibility issues.

I feel that Microsoft left small little niggling things out of their browser's code out of SPITE because they weren't the only ones calling the shots for once.

And to top it all off THEY DO HAVE THE MOST POPULAR BROWSER OF ALL OF THEM. Most people dont even know what Firefox or Safari are!!!

I'll tell you what they are:

Compliant

Properly Coded

Better than Internet Explorer.

Meh 

There's no real reason to leavy my house anymore, because I can get online, watch TV, meet friends, date girls (possibly men, not sure yet), send text messages, drive around, and mug people.

Everything in the new Grand Theft Auto, only the music's taken a huge step backwards. 

You could do so by putting it into a div and giving that a fixed width with margin-left:auto and margin-right:auto. It would look weird on wide screens though, better move the whole page to the center.

Orl: You never tried designing a website I guess? IE is horror. 

On the contrary, I have a rather simple site for my maps.

http://orl.fvfonline.com

The page displays perfect in both Firefox and IE7. The only minor difference is the table borders look a little different in IE7 compared to Firefox. But that's hardly a reason to get upset. 

congrats on the new job. Hope you have fun working on Prey 2 or whatever. I hope there are less vaginas and peeled testicles in the sequel.