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I AM A FAGGOT! 
HUMP MY RUMP! 
Oh No... 
Damn, what is this shit !!?? czg: you are the most stupid of us, you damn bastard ! I hate you ! 
I AM A FAGGOT! 
HUMP MY RUMP! 
I AM A FAGGOT! 
HUMP MY RUMP! 
I AM A FAGGOT! 
HUMP MY RUMP! 
I AM A FAGGOT! 
HUMP MY RUMP! 
 
"Hey, nothing happened"
"Hm, still nothing"
"ooooooooooooooooh" 
Czg 
Forgot what I said, Spirit is the winner of this stupidity context without any doubts :P 
This Exploit Is Hilarous... 
but it is now fixed. Anchor tag URLs must start with the ftp, http, or https scheme in order to be converted to clickable links. 
Huzzah For Metlslime !! 
 
And.... 
as a trial, i made it so user-created anchor tags are embedded in square brackets, so that they can be distinguished from raw URLs. We'll see how it feels. Example:

http://www.google.com/ -- raw URL
http://www.goatse.cx/ -- anchor tag 
 
more mapping less cady garden bitches!!! 
Forum Search 
While the Google trick is well-known to all of us, new members or guests seem to get confused by the apparent lack of an integrated search function here (which often results in misplaced posts/threads). Now, what about simply adding another link up there leading to a simple search form that forwards the request to Google with the site:celephais.net/board argument added? 
Go For It 
 
I Suggest 
Scroogle is Google without the data mining or ads, it even is SSL encrypted and from my experience after more than a year very reliable:

https://ssl.scroogle.org/cgi-bin/nbbw.cgi?Gw=site:celephais.net/board

Without SSL: http://www.scroogle.org/cgi-bin/nbbw.cgi?Gw=site:celephais.net/board 
And A Porn Site! 
News Archive 
What if divide news archive section into pages? I.e. to make 'all news' button and 'last 50(100) news' one. Since there's too much news today. 
Timeouts 
There are many people here who can host the func_ site and/or database. Do you want to switch hosts? 
 
I'm finding the site inaccessible in my afternoons, which is probably o'dark thirty wherever the server is. Any particular problem? 
Inertia / Mwh 
That is fixed now. It was a problem with long running SQL queries in the cube forum, which runs on the same machine. My bad. 
Sleepy 
cheers :) 
SleepwalkR: 
Ah good, glad to hear the problem had a cause and a solution :) 
Yeah 
the cause was sheer and utter stupidity and the solution involved duct tape and spit, but it seems to be holding together. 
Ha 
I would really love to see those queries so I won't be as stupid in the future. 
No 
you don't ;-)

It was a combination of stupied queries and a missing index. 
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