I'm going to smash my fax machine in a minute!!!

Why do we even still have fax machines?!?!

And why do I have the shittiest fax machine ever created. 

You're the odd one out here. 

Tarquin and Gerald (two Oblivion players) are walking down the road, when Tarquin turns to gerald and says:

"Gerald?"

- "Yes?"

"Gerald - if I can guess how many pigs you have in that sack on your back, can I have one of them?"

To which Gerald replies:

"Tarquin - If you can guess how many pigs I've got in this sack on my back, you can have the both of them!!"

So Tarquin says

"Three!!" 

 

smashed into oblivion 

Oblivion owns and you know it.

I have internet back btw, I was only offline for a day.

Headthump, re: Bastion II - there will come a day when I will be free to pursue these sorts of things, able to realise these crawling visions of madness that were hinted at in my previous offerings - but today is not that day; Alas today, cynical of the industry, I am bound merely to create within the confines of commercial games development, although within that confine I am slowly mustering power and may one day erupt from my shackles and explode forth in a triumphant display of crimson-flecked glory. 

the SinEd source code. It was released by Ritual, but all links on the net are broken.

The file name should be sin_tools_source.zip.

Anybody have it? (probably hopeless...) 

I have some questions for you, but your email seems to be broken :( I'll retry tomorrow.... 

crimson-flecked glory 

I just sent you an alternative address that might work better. 

Thanks !... and you have email ;) 

Are you sure you sent to the address I sent you and not just replied to the email? 

I effectively made this stupid mistake: I just resent it some secons ago :P
Sorry :D 

Travail map pack
review posted.

http://underworld.planetquake.gamespy.com/index.html 

Your efforts are very much appreciated.

Keep up the good work. 

That review is fucking bollocks and furthermore Travail is at least a 16.51.

Seriously though, I think you really underrated these maps. 

Harsh Angled Edge 16/20
Bile Plant 17/20
Sealed City 19/20
Nightmare Tangents 16/20
The Final Drop 16/20

Overall Warp Spasm: 18/20

(16+17+19+16+16)/5 = 16.8 

I thought we were over this "issue" like 50 posts ago? 

and theres points in discretion about overall cohesiveness and experience. 

69 fresh map descriptions at Quaddicted. :)
http://www.quaddicted.com/?p=46
Thanks to all contributors! 

Did you forget neg!ke's qte2m5/6 or do you always skip secret maps?

In any case, the pack is 14 SP-maps + start map and 4 DM maps.

Anyway, thanks for the continued work! 

I noticed warp got a higer mark than it's average as well, but I'm not complaining.

I reckon the words say more than the numbers anyway - ? 

Death match map made in four weeks, inspired by playing on the Flanders Europe netquake server. Screenshots and link:

http://orl.fvfonline.com/misc/omdm11.jpg
http://orl.fvfonline.com/misc/omdm12.jpg
http://orl.fvfonline.com/misc/omdm13.jpg

http://orl.fvfonline.com/misc/omdm1.zip 

<spdmaps> ORL why dont you light it properly and add some details
<czgTF2MAPPER> spdmaps: because it's dm and noone cares
<ORL> The map was approved by elite old school Quakers, and they like it. So as far as I can tell, nothing is wrong with it. Enjoy it or don't.
<spdmaps> ORL its not approved by the oldschool quake mappers
<spdmaps> if it plays well its 50% of the deal
<spdmaps> but it looks like half-arsed speedmap
<ORL> Its not for the mappers, its for death match.
<ORL> You can complain about it all you want, I'm not changing it.
<spdmaps> Im not complaining
<spdmaps> you realsed it to the public - you get reaction
<ORL> And my reaction is, if you don't like it, don't play it.