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All of your drunk thought should be posted here. You should not flood the GA thread while you're drunk. Just post it here.

All af your most crazy drunk posts must exist here, cause it's a drunk thread. Don't be affraid to show it.
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not be able to speak clearly [...] in french

For most of us that's difficult even when sober. 
R.P.G. 
... you suck... 
Not Drunk Yet 
but I got a warm fuzzy buzz from downing my second beer, and this is my warm fuzzy thought suffused from there of --

Dave Chapelle has done more to improve race relations in the US with his show than any dozen political advocacy groups put together. Hope to see him back soon. 
Always Rejected This 'thear'd' 
but no now 
Headthump Explain Your Reasoning 
400 words. double spaced. I will grade on a curve 
Blitz: 
if you grade one person on a curve, they will always get the same grade: average. 
Sorry Blitz, 
this is the drunk thread
not the essay thread,

I may not even feel the same way about the subject without the aid of beer. But if I do, I might take you up on the essay.

Hey, ever see the Family Guy episode where the guys walk into a lesbian bar and Quigmire saunters up to a couple and says, "so, any of you ladies ever been penetrated?"

That was funny. 
Besides 
I come across as such an asshole when I write on political topics. 
I've Just Finished My Last Beer 
time to start speed mapping! 
 
Family Guy is the most overrated cartoon I've ever seen. 
Oh Oh Zwiffle 
You didn't mean that! 
 
Your mom is the most overpriced asswhore I've ever seen. 
Oh I'm Drunk Again 
this time I have a good reason: i've successfully passed thru my first exam this summer... 
PuLSaR 
Congrats ! In anyway, passing sucessfully his exams is a very good reason to celebrate and then get drunk... ;) 
I Passed My Exams 
I celebrated like it was 1999.

By speedmapping.
Eat that, bitch. 
So 
Back in 1999 you celebrated by speedmapping?

I am at work, and I am not drunk. Problem will be solved once I get home. 
MMMM 
1999 was a good year for a lot of illicit behavior, particularly involving things bearing astrological signs imported from Europe. 
But What Stands Out The Most From That Year 
was spending July the 4th alone on an island, roaming up and down the beach with out seeing a soul. Nothing but a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Tripple-Sec and a pack of Camels to keep me happy. Waiting six hours for the tide to recede so I could hit the main island back out.

Good times. 
Canada Day 
Cheers to all my maple-pinko, snow-commie, Northern Kanukistani brothers and sisters out there.

Isn't it nice to be free from tyranny? 
Yes 
Isn't it nice to be free from tyranny?

yes it is a joy since scampie left

although he still checks in now and again

least he dont speak

only if he would leave #tf

but as time passes more and more people will leave #tf because of his way

as you can see

one day maybe one day we will be totaly free 
Vacation 
I'm on vacation, my friend is coming to stay a week, we're gonna get some alcohol - see what happens. Not gay or anything, just see what goes down with the drunkening an' all. 
OK 
I got some 50% Vodka, and some 95% Everclear. Takin some shots of the Everclear to start off, then we'll move to the Vodka, cuz after Everclear we probably won't want to drink anyway. But that'll be tomorrow or something. I'll let you know. 
Zwiffle. 
You are a fag.

Antiscamp you're a fag too. Yes he's a prime arse but at least have the common human courtesy to say it to his e-face.

Oh god, did I just use the word "e-face"?! Someone kill me now... 
Shambler 
I wouldn't mind killing you, but does it have to be an e-kill? 
Oh Man 
im soooo fucked up

i didnt think a human being could actually puke neon green... i thought actual green puke was a myth

to brag like some dick would... camping trip, 66 of rye plus beer and weed over2.5 days

im seriously getting help 
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