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Errr... 
KFC does not exist in France... 
Errata 
Sorry KFC exists in Paris only, not in other locations.. 
Supersize Me. 
Anybody who has seen this film would probably never eat MacDonalds again. I certainly wouldn't. Cool film (available on some Torrent sites allegedly). 
So Much For The Two Food Threads 
Megazoid 
Same here. Never set foot in a fast food restaurant again. 
Supersize Me? 
The guy eats his equivelant in ass loadage three times a day at McDonald's and gains weight, big suprise there. Generally speaking, I hate consumer activist. If you are not looking after your own interest (caveat emptor), the species is better off without you. 
And As For French Cuisine, 
yeah, I can put a stick of butter and a jar of heavy cream to make every thing taste better too. 
Though I Have To Say 
(to avoid internationale flamage) some of your women are extremely cute.

� o� les femmes blanches?

he he he 
Explode My Heart (not In An Emo, Loser Kinda Way) 
"yeah, I can put a stick of butter and a jar of heavy cream to make every thing taste better too."

That really is the trick too -- 9/10 times. My uncle has been a chef his whole life in many different locales, and he said when you go out to eat, alot of the time what makes the food so good, is everything is smothered in butter. There are alot of other very very very unhealthy tricks that make dining out so desirable.

For example, KFC uses more sugar to make those servings of coleslaw than you will find in a Hershey bar. And when you get ribs that are juicy and moist from a steakhouse or similar restaraunt, chances are those ribs have been soaking in a layer of bacon fat and butter overnight. 
Thanks Blitz 
Now I can never eat food ever again. 
And For The Vegitable Monsters.... 
follow the food threads... 
vegetarian monsters. 
Actually 
i've been itching to eat COLD KFC, like day after kinda picnic type yummy cold chicken.

doesn't have to be KFC brand, just some tasty cold fried chicken w/ some salt and pepper


ok lets move to food thread 
Special Code Term For KFC My Dad And I Use 
Kentucky Fucked Duck. 
You And Your Dad 
have issues 
Headthump 
have you seen the movie? 
RIP Rodney Dangerfield 
I get no respect! This girl called me. She said, "Come on over. Nobody's home." So I went over. Nobody was home. 
RIP Rodney Dangerfield 
My wife tells me she is having a baby. I ask her, do you think it will look like me? and she says, 'that'll be a Goddamned miracle.' 
Haven't Seen The Movie. 
I have seen the filmmaker in several interviews. From the clips, it appears to me, he stuffs his gord every time he goes through the drive through.

When I spent a month on a work contract in a city I didn't know, I was forced through circumstances to dine out at every meal. Without going to excess as he did, I easily gained over ten pounds in the first two weeks.

After that, I bought Ramen noodles and cereal and I used hotel rec room microwave instead of dining out every meal. If you don't watch out for yourself, no ammount of hand holding is going to prevent you from doing yourself in.

I don't know about the message in the movie, but the filmmaker clearly had a reformist agenda in his interviews. 
... 
someone should make a systemshock3 on the d3 engine. ^_^ 
RIP Rodney Dangerfield 
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. 
Necros 
seconded 
SHAMBLER REAL LIFE INFO REVEALED!!!! 
[15:04] <scampwork> Saunabler, do you go nude in the Sauna?
[15:05] <Saunabler> sadly not 
Necros, 
would a Half-Life or Dark Places version be acceptable? 
Rodney 
I was walking along and saw this bar with a sign outside that said "Topless, Bottomless." I went inside and there was nobody there. 
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