I will probably never post again just to maintain the mystique of being the guy with 666 posts. So I guess I should get some things off my chest with this one.

- When I was eight years old I dry-humped a fat, retarded girl inside of a snowfort. I don't regret it but I just wanted to get it off my chest

- I've never played Doom or Doom 2 for more than a few minutes.

- I've never beaten Quake (but I have beaten Quake 2...I am a deeply flawed human being)

- I'm not really a nerd but I play one on the internet.

- I secretly hate the following people: czg,

- I am fat, bi, and Wiccan. And I am a womyn.