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Behind A Crate? 
 
 
Yes ... also, ON a crate.

Is that cherry pie on the wall or did I just blow your mind? 
 
I dry-humped a cherry pie behind a warehouse one time. 
 
It was so crate I almost couldn't bear it. 
... 
This has become cratenus. 
Well 
Not sure if it meets the . . . 
One For The Road Then? 
i dry-crate'd a cherry where house with a pie once 
Ugh I Met: 
"pie-hump"

... now its fucked :{ 
 
My dog likes ice cubes. 
Chives Vs Bees 
Discuss. 
 
BEES 
Definitely. 
Bees. 
WASPS 
..yeah i said it 
Glad 
I could resist the cherry crate pie 
A Crate Of 
Chives.


Motherfucker. 
Alliums 
I've really come to appreciate chives, as well as green onions and garlic and such since growing them myself. 
Chives 
 
Both 
http://bishiland.net/junk/randomphoto/005abeille.jpg

Bees and chives go hand in had, you idiots. 
That's 
not a bee :) 
 
the beatific beetle made a beeline to betelgeuse because... he begat beans and beer. 
Whoops! 
Just got engaged..... 
This Is Captain Picard Of The USS Enterprise 
Engage! 
Hm 
Why not celebrate by finishing e2m1rq in a day?

No, really - congratulations.

Going to send a crate over as a present - do you prefer one full of chives or bees? 
OK, Quick, Don't Think, Just Act! 
You'll need to gather some supplies! Grab a shovel, a butcher knife, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of bees. Wait for ijed's delivery before getting the bees. NO! That'll take too long! Ok, once you smother your fiance with honey you get from the beehive using the shovel, go take a camping trip in Hungry Bear Park. Then, wait til about 3 or 4 in the morning, then shoot her and burn her body.

PHEW! That was a close one, Ricky. 
If there's a rush I can fedex - 2-3 days.

How will honey help for a crate of chives though?

For some kinky salad dressing fetish? 
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